Porn Info - Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot

The August edition of Genesis magazine, featuring its 2007 Porn's Hot 100 list, has already hit stores. If you want to get your own hard copy of the issue, you'd better hurry. (Or you could just click on the link, and mull the list over to your heart's content.) It's been out for several weeks now but I've only just gotten around to talking about it. I did update our pornstar page earlier to reflect this year's (what's the word I'm looking for?) honorees. And, coming as no surprise, Tera Patrick is number one again for the third time in 4 years. Now I know how huge (not like that, although the boobs are part of her whole presentation and her overall allure) and how famous she is. And I'm not denying that she does good "work". And in the minds of a LOT of pornophiles, Patrick is the tops. And she would certainly garner a top 10 (nay, five) position on the prestige list of any credible adult source, online or off. But would the fact that she is a publisher at Genesis magazine, have a little something to do with her top spot on the Hot 100 in 2004, 2005, and 2007? (Tera Patrick became publisher in 2003, FYI) Nah...;) By the way, number 35 on the list is Katja Kassin who I recently wrote an article about having "boobed up". It took me awhile to get some pics of her and the new happy couple, but I did and I have now posted the pics at the entry... And those photos you see to the left? In case you didn't know, they're pics of 5 of the top 6 pornstars on the Porn's Hot 100, in their order of appearance: the afore-mentioned Ms Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Carmen Luvana, Hillary Scott, and Jenna Jameson. Bon Appetit!

GOP: Grand Old Porn

This proposed California bill that would levy an 8% state tax on adult goods and services is getting a lot of people bent out of shape - surprisingly, including Republicans. I don't like the proposal either (and I don't even live in the Golden State), and I think it's bad all-around. But there's two points in particular I'd like to cover.

About 6-7 paragraphs into the article (if you read it), they mention a "public nudity" component to AB 1551. I don't get the significance of this clause (though the unprotected sex part I do get). Why punish - excuse me, "tax" - this aspect of adult film production, in particular? While the government is at it why not include, "sex acts that are shot on Mondays on the right side of the bed during a rainy day"?

It seems that they're picking on the porn industry again, as the article says, considering how unnecessarily specific (read frivolous) the laws provisions would be, and considering the fact that the government would be taxing one form of free speech to the exclusion of others.

Secondly, I love how the government is consistent in all walks of life when it comes to taxation: basically, its motto is, if you're going to tax something, tax all aspects of it, going in and coming out and all manner in between.

So to pick up on the article's example, say some lonely businessman on the road rents a skin flick in his private hotel room. In that scenario, all parties involved in that transaction would be taxed: from the businessman, to the hotel that piped in the movie, to the original producers of the adult movie (as the article says, whether they're based in California or not - as long as they do business in the state).

And speaking of Republicans and hotel-room porn (what a segue, if I do say so myself!), I ran into this article concerning Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney . Apparently, he's being vilified for maintaining ties to the Marriot group, who provide pay-per-view adult movie services in their chain of establishments.

Speaking to the contents of the article, how do certain conservative action groups know he never tried to stop the corporation's provision of these X-rated productions? For all they know, he might've privately pulled other company execs aside on a constant basis and told them, based on his religion and his position in politics, that he wasn't comfortable with this particular company policy. But, the other members of the board, who apparently aren't so religiously or politically inclined, were at ease with the policy.

After all, nobody denies that offering porn for a price makes good economic sense. The board is constructed that way in the first place: that no one single person's personal beliefs would get in the way of the business of making money.

So at the end of the day, the majority ruled. I mean, not that I'm a shill for politicians at all (much less one for the GOP) but what's the guy supposed to do? He's just one guy on the company's board.

I know, you're saying, "He could disassociate himself from Marriot Corp altogether." And yes he could. If it did happen the way I espoused above and he did previously take his concerns to management, one can only say that he would have dumped a less lucrative or lower profile company than the Marriot. (I use this dating analogy to compare the situation to a woman who gives her boyfriend more chances to screw up if he's rich and famous :)).

Still, I could have forgiven the guy for his decision to stay with the Marriot board - condoning the porn and all - if he hadn't gone and recently preached to that graduating class about the ills of smut. Now he just sounds like a hypocrite. Maybe he should have just laid low on this issue.

Just a thought...

Porn DVD Review - Black Pussy Cats 2

"What's new, pussycat?" This DVD, that's what... Black Pussy Cats 2 is kind of long for a gonzo production featuring only six women/scenes - more than two-and-a-half hours. So I guess the buyer gets his money's worth, assuming he's into the gonzo genre and the type of women involved (and, to be truthful, why wouldn't he be if he spent his hard-earned cash on the DVD?). And

speaking of the porn starlets...

For starters, all of the women are obviously black, with the exception being Ice La Fox (and possibly Tatiana Brown, I'm not sure) , who is Latin. Most of the them are very well bootyly-endowed (okay, so "bootyly" is not a word, but it should be). After all, at the risk of sounding politically incorrect, they are ethnic women. There's not very much in the boobage department, all-told, on this Black Pussy Cats 2 DVD; for those of you into that. (And really, speaking facetiously, how many breast-men are there out there? A handful, tops?)

But none-the-less, as Prince would say, several women here who possess the asses that they do outta be in jail - it's almost illegal for them to look so good.

So with that whole crime motif in tow, I'll give you the lowdown on each scene:

When? (The order of this tryst on the DVD) Scene 1 Who? (The starlet and her scene mates) Kapri Styles, 32A; and 2 white guys Where? (The setting of the sin, I mean "scene") In a bedroom, on a bed What? (The events of the scene) She starts off playing with a dildo/vibrator.

She gets a vaginal and anal-pounding from the back, and double-penetrated (aka the "dp": a penis in her pussy and one in her ass) in both the cowgirl and and reverse cowgirl positions.

How cum? (A word or two on the money shot) On each of her cheekbones / sides-of-her-mouth (one side per guy).

Why? (The reason for and merits of the scene) Styles is a filthy-mouth fucker (dirty-talker) of the first order. She'll get you hard just listener to her.

When? Scene 2 Who? (DVD covergirl) Ice LaFox, 34B; and two white guys (different from the first set) Where? On a loveseat What? Strictly vaginal intercourse: she gets it doggystyle, and in both the reverse cowgirl and straight cowgirl positions. When that's not enough -

and, speaking as a pornophile myself, it never is - she gets fucked upside down with her shoulders to the mat (just a wrestling term for the floor). She manages to keep her mouth full of cock most of the time; an amazing feat considering all the yapping she does.

How cum? Right in her eye - an exceptionally fine shot (not that he was trying) by the guy in question! Here's mud for you...

Why? Ice brings the enthusiastic potty-mouth herself, and she really knows how to yell her head off (on the other hand, it could be a good dubjob by the Black Pussy Cats 2 production's sound editors). Plus, she really knows how to bounce her ample ass-et. There's no anal in this scene, though. I wonder if La Fox even does anal to begin with. I'll have to look into that very carefully...

When? Scene 3 Who? Lady Armani, 34C; two - no, wait - one white guy (let's call it one-and-a-half for reasons I will explain) Where? On a desk, in an office-type setting What? The scene starts off with her and two men : she sucks one guy off while the other guy does her in her

pussy. The dick in her pussy eventually moves to her butt (with her mouth still full of the other cock) and she gets it doggystyle and in the missionary position. Then, all of a sudden, the fellated guy leaves - not even halfway through the tryst - never to return (of course, you don't know he's not coming back at that moment). And that's a shame, too, because he missed a very decent rest-of-the-scene, including Lady's ass-to-mouth skills...

How cum? On her full, sensual lips

Why? Ms Armani is a great walking pair of lips and pair of natural tits (I'm sure she has other body parts connected somewhere and somehow). This Lady can be my Tramp anyday. And there's just something about sex in a professional atmosphere (staged or not) - it evokes fantasies of fucking your teacher or a female executive.

When? Scene 4 Who? Vanessa Monet, in a complete catwoman-type outfit (think Julie Newmar / Michelle Pfeiffer / Hally Berry); two ubiquitous white guys (I believe you see them before and after this scene) Where? On a sofa What? She crawls in on all fours and

gets right to sucking. The next thing you know (Ms Monet certainly doesn't seem to waste time in her sexcapade), she is getting it in her booty. The other dick is subsequently added to a reverse cowgirl anal position (making the dp), and this is followed up by the cowgirl double-fuck. There's some ass-to-mouth action, a solo ass-bang in the missionary set, then she goes back to woman-on-top and rides toward the scene finale.

How cum? One guy's popshot lands in the general vicinity of (read surrounding) her mouth. The other guy never comes - on camera, at least - in the scene. Poor guy (NOT:)).

Why? Vanessa Monet brings energy to her scene and is completely uninhibited. And getting her ass waxed while in a pair of long stripper boots and donning costumed ears for most of the scene, she's definitely the cat's meow. I just wish the Black Pussy Cats 2 producers had found a way to keep the suit on a little longer. Oh well...

When? Scene 5 Who? Tatiana Brown, who looks like a younger Paula Abdul, in a catsuit (similar to Monet's previously, sans ears and boots); two very enthusiastic white guys Where? On a sofa What? She (also) comes crawling in where she begins to suck the guys off,

simultaneously. She's done in her pussy while on her side from the back, then doggystyle, then missionary-wise. She's assfucked in the missionary and reverse cowgirl positions. She's dped in the reverse cowgirl, regular cowgirl, and standing up positions. She also does ass-to-mouth.

How cum? Right into her mouth, and she swallows. Two sperm cocktails, bottoms up!

Why? Because she's the only one on the whole Black Pussy Cats 2 DVD that swallows (mostly), that's why. Although she looks like she's just going through the motions for much of the scene, the guys here actually pick up the slack in the energy department and bring the gusto. Besides, when you're a pornstar who swallows, you can afford to be a little lackadaisical from time to time.

When? Scene 6 Who? Misty Stone, 32A; two white guys (one who, incidentally, looks like a distant cousin of Arnold Schwarzenegger's) Where? On a sofa (again) What? She does the double-cock suck while on her knees (like just about every other girl in Black Pussy Cats 2).

As a matter of fact, she seems to keep a cock in her mouth at all times (as with La Fox, that other dick has to go somewhere if not in her ass) - while riding cowgirl, riding reverse cowgirl, and being ridden doggystyle standing up. As for the anal part of the scene, well, there was none...

How cum? Both (referring to the two guys and the two places) on her tongue and lips.

Why? At the risk of interjecting bias in an objective review, "play (more) Misty for me". Her ambiance, smile, smooth ass, and shaved pussy make her my personal favorite. Who cares that she didn't take it between those deliciously round and perfect butt cheeks (I say as a tear forms in the corner of an eye, and one edge of my mouth starts to quiver uncontrollably)?


Overall, I'd give Black Pussy Cats 2 a B / B- . It's a solid piece of work with lots of anal and a generous helping of the extreme sexual stuff like ass-to-mouth, double penetration, and (at least) one cum-swallowing act. Oddly enough, it was in the basics - like girl diversity (which I touched on earlier) and cunt-eating - that I found this DVD to be lacking. There are two cunnilingus occasions, to my knowledge, and both of them are sort of perfunctory; just enough to get the pussy wet enough to slide dicks in. Two 15 second stints doesn't seem to make up for all the head these girls deliver throughout the DVD.

I mean, how could you scrimp on the aspects of twats and licking in a production that has the words "pussy" and "cat" in its title?

Black Pussy Cats 2