Revelations of Katie Morgan

I watched the HBO special Real Sex presents Katie Morgan: A Pornstar Revealed. Good stuff.

First off, Katie Morgan is not even her real name. So I’m sitting there waiting for them to reveal her real name. Nothing. Maybe she didn’t want it getting back to her parents that she’s a porn star. Her parents, who are strictly religious, actually have no idea that she’s a porn star. Or maybe she doesn’t want porn fans to know her real identity. It seems she has good reason for the latter, because she was recently stalked by a fan who got a hold of her phone number.

For the most part, she just sits naked on stage and answers the questions that are thrown at her. You would think that in that format, the interview would get boring really quickly, but surprisingly the time seemed to fly by when I watched it.

A lot of the piece was spent debunking certain myths about not just Katie Morgan but about all pornstars in general. For example, like Katie said, not all porn stars do drugs, not all of them were molested as children, etc. However, even as she says that, you can’t help but think that she herself does hold to one stereotype: the pornstar who had a strict religious upbringing, and who now over-compensates sexually.

She does corroborate something that Tera Patrick says in another documentary (I forget the exact name of it, but it also played on HBO.) Katie says she basically has been fucked on every single piece of furniture imaginable, including a bathroom commode. So when she, like any other porn star, arrives on a set and the scene is going to be filmed in an actual bed, it’s like Christmas. I’m sure there are quite a few of you who don’t really feel that much sympathy for Katie Morgan (or any pornstar) in that respect. After all, she is being paid to take her clothes off and have sex. How bad can her workday be?

Like I’ve said many times before, I can’t stand her fake boobs that she recently got. But on the other hand, I saw her on Pornucopia (also on HBO) about 8 months ago and I thought she was a little too skinny and flat-chested, and I thought she could use a little more curves. Now before you go calling me a hypocrite, I actually found a look that suited her. They showed footage from a young Katie Morgan's first porn-shoot, and her figure was just right. She had a lot more meat on her bones so her breasts were filled out more. She said she lost a lot of that weight when she went to jail.

I like her and I really like her enthusiasm, but she can get a little too sweet and bubbly sometimes. One has to ease back a little when watching her or else one can go into diabetic shock. But she has a good take on life, and she’s not dumb at all (IQ of 165).

You can listen to Katie Morgan live every Friday from 7pm - 9 pm Pacific Time on KSEXradio. She just became a year older last week, so feel free to call in to the radio station when she’s on and wish her a belated Happy Birthday. But, whatever you do, don’t stalk her...

Porn Review: 1 Night In Paris

Okay, this is the part where you pretend not to know anything about this movie and I give you a little background information on it and I tell you who is in it. But let’s face it, we’ve all heard of 1 Night In Paris, so let’s dispense with that charade and get to the action, shall we? If there’s one thing that’s patently obvious, it’s the fact that Paris Hilton loves the camera and the spotlight (I

know, you’re shocked). But surprisingly enough, I don’t think there is any excessive mugging on her part. Except for in the opening scene when she and her ex-boyfriend Rick are doing it in the dark. Understandably, the scene is being captured using infrared light. The problem is that every time they look directly into the camera (which is often, believe me), it gives you the creeps. You know that glint that you see when you look into a dog’s eyes at night? And you thought red-eye was bad. Yeah, those spook-eyes take some getting used to.

As for the sex, it’s totally decent if you’re used to amateur vids. But I have to admit that I‘m not. I’m used to background music and different camera angles every other minute in a porn DVD. The feel of 1 Night In Paris, as I suppose it is the case with most amateur videos, lends itself to voyeuristic pleasure. Since the camera angle doesn’t change and there’s no inane background music, it‘s more close to the sex you and I know, love, and spy on. It’s more realistic and - in Miss Hilton’s own words - that’s hot.

And for an amateur vid, the quality is better than you have any right to expect. So either this Rick guy should have a budding career as a videographer, or the folks at RedLightDistrict did a bang-up job producing the movie.

There’s this interlude that comes after the first scene where Paris is primping herself in the bathroom and she and Rick have this little dialogue. (To me, anytime there’s no sex going on in a skin flick, it’s considered an “interlude.”) What happens here is, he says dirty things to her, and deep down I think she’s kind of turned on by them. But, I think she feels she’s not supposed to appreciate that kind of talk. So she puts on this act like she’s offended by what the guy says. Nonetheless, the “I’m a good, decent girl and don’t talk to me like that” routine starts to wear a little thin after a while. And how smooth is this guy?: he gets her to do all this stuff. On camera.

There’s a middle scene in 1 Night In Paris with some extended coochie-eating. I mean some really looong coochie-eating. Now I’m sure (if you’re holding it down like you’re supposed to, fellas :)) a lot of you guys take just as long when you go down on your woman. But on camera, it just plays as one long scene, especially when you can’t really see the nitty-gritty. You don’t ever see the oral-genital contact. I mean looking at Paris’ cum expressions are nice, but enough already. (Did I mention that this scene is really long?)

And that reminds me of something. Between all the hand-wringing and tsk-tsking on one end, and the subtle winks and rib-nudging on the other, you would think that this is one really explicit video. However, up until the ending scene, you could’ve aired this before midnight - but after dark, of course - on HBO.

Speaking of that end scene, wow. She sucks dick like a pro, man. She’s not pornstar spectacular, but she’s really good. The proof is in the cum shot.

I guess the bottom-line is if you’re a fan of the ubiquitous Ms. Hilton, then by all means rent or buy 1 Night In Paris. It just might be that simple.

Sex Toy Info: Toys and Laughter

I recently heard this nasty little rumor that Amazon.com is now selling sex toys. So I checked it out, and the rumor turns out to be true. Great, like I need the competition. With all the competition I already have in this field, I at least - up til now - had the reassurance that I didn’t have to go up against online mega-retailers like Amazon. But what would I expect? If they can auction off used vibrators on Ebay (double and triple eww), they most certainly could sell new ones down by The River.

And the thing is, they don’t even have a “Warning - Explicit content ahead” page. You just go to the Amazon.com home page and type in “sex toy”, or “vibrator”, or something and voila: adult product matches along with their extremely life-like photos. Let me tell you, the first time you see a realistic pocket pussy on an Amazon.com page is quite a culture shock.

So what do you do now that you’ve found a more mainstream, familiar place to purchase adult toys without guilt or shame? You buy two of everything: one you keep for yourself, the other you send to Eva Longoria. She just loves her vibrators.:) It figures though; one of the few women who has guys lining up around the block to be her sex toy for free (and this goes out to Ms. Geraldine Halliwell, or Ginger Spice to most people, as well) and she’s off in the corner playing with some hard plastic. You never see straight guys turning down free cooch to go pay $50 and kick it with their Fleshlight.

Women…

Porn News: Cathouse and Kat-show

You wouldn’t believe how glad I am that the HBO show Cathouse features pornstars. The reason is, while I love seeing all the (basically) soft core stuff that HBO has to offer when it gets dark outside, I try my best to limit my activities to that which involve actual pornstars.It helps me stay focused on my business. But ever since I found out that the

program showcases both current and one-time pornstars Isabella Soprano, Sunset Thomas, and Bridget “The Midget” Powers (I might be forgetting someone), I have a legitimate reason to watch the show sans guilt. Yesssss!

As luck would have it, the last episode of Cathouse featured a more prolific porn performer, Tabitha Stevens. She was teaching the girls blowjob techniques because, according to the narrative, she was considered by many to be an oral expert. I know, a lot of pornstars claim to be fellatio experts, but let me tell you, Ms. Stevens backed up her reputation. She definitely put her money/penis where her mouth was…

And speaking of HBO, they‘re going to air one of their Real Sex specials, this one involving pornstress Katie Morgan (pictured, courtesy of iafd.com). The broadcast premier is August 25 or something; check your local listings. Some people might underestimate her as just another dumb blonde with big tits (Again, Katie, why’d you have to go and get the fake boobs?), but like I’ve said before there’s much more to her than meets the eye. Plus, she seems to know how to market herself well. If that last sentence sounds familiar and you’re thinking, “Could she be the next mini-Jenna Jameson (I don’t think any other adult starlet can ever blow-up as big as The Jenna, not in this lifetime)?” ,you wouldn’t be alone in thinking that.

The Porn Addict Supplement, Chapter II

As you may know, there are many genres of porn that may seem a little too extreme to the average porn consumer but I won‘t go into them right now. Suffice it to say we can’t put that genie back into the bottle: those genres have acquired their own following, and they’re here to stay. What you can do as someone who watches porn (and here is where I advocate techniques that have worked for me in the past) is try to regress - so to speak - back to a prior state of mind where your typical run-of-the-mill vanilla sex is wholly satisfying.

Part of the addict’s problem is that it’s not taboo to look at the naked human form anymore. And your basic ma-and-pa sex (I can see you reaching for the brain scrubber that’ll wipe that mental image away) loses luster. However, remember - for those of you who can relate - when you were growing up into adult hood and just the images you saw in a dirty magazine was enough to get you going? The reason was because at that age, it was kind of taboo for you to see such things and the thought that you were doing something you shouldn’t have been doing was thrilling.

Fast forward to the present day. The internet is such a vast place that contains a veritable erotic buffet. Sexually, there’s nothing you can’t find in cyberspace, there’s practically nothing you can’t see that’s worth seeing. For all intents and purposes, there’s nothing you should not be seeing, there’s nothing forbidden. Where’s the fun in that?

Now if you are
1. of an extremely conservative religious view; and
2. if you believe that pornography in any way, shape, or form is just wrong; and
3. if you believe that the only way to deal with porn is to quit cold turkey;
then the solutions I’m about to suggest do not apply to you. I am addressing those addicts who hold the more mainstream notion that there is nothing wrong with witnessing a healthy adult human body - of either gender if you are so inclined - and viewing sexual activities between consenting adults.

Before I suggest two courses of action to the porn junkie, allow me to put you in a certain mindset by making an observation. Like I said before, an integral part of mankind’s nature is to want that which is taboo and forbidden. So, under certain circumstances, it’s okay not to be sexually aroused by an otherwise beautiful woman (speaking to the straight male) that you would normally be attracted to. A lot of men seem to think that if they can‘t get it up for a gorgeous woman then something is wrong with them, and they need to move on to something that‘ll get them aroused.. But times of non-arousal are just part of the human experience and being born of flesh. Desires of the flesh eventually get sated.

For instance, if you’ve just eaten a four-course meal and you’re not hungry anymore, are you going to start perusing food menus in hopes of feeling hungry again? Most likely not. And finding that that menu is not making you hungry, you’re not going to look at menus with more mouth-watering pictures. What you do is push back from the restaurant table and go about your business until the time comes when you’re naturally hungry again, whenever that time might be. So if you’re dealing with a internet porn fixation, push back from the desk and step away from the computer every once in a while.

What I’m talking about, and this is the first tact you can take, is avoidance therapy. I advise that you have an abstinence period of time where you resolve not to look at porn, nor even any woman in a sexual way. Make an internal promise to yourself, make a promise to your close friend. Whatever you have to do to endow yourself with a sense of obligation to see your promise through. It’s almost akin to, to compare it to certain religious practices, sexual fasting. It’s a cleansing of your carnal being. You know like when you haven’t gotten any from your significant other in quite a while, the next time you have sex with her, just the sight of her taking of her clothes is almost enough to make you want to pop. The same theory applies here. By the end of your self-imposed porn fast, you’ll be turned on by just the sight of a woman’s shoulder.

That whole promise thing not working for you? Install a porn filter on your own computer. Usually a porn filter is used to keep objectionable content away from kids, but it works just the same for adults. What you do is have a close friend (who knows about your addiction) sign up and register the software on your computer, without telling you the sign-up password. That way porn content on your own computer is blocked from you and you don’t have the means to unlock it. After a number of days, your friend gives you the code to access the porn content again so you can enjoy it for a short while. He then changes the password and you can start the cycle again, as necessary.

Another thing you can do to avoid looking at porn is, the moment you feel yourself about to look at porn, get up and perform some sort of cardiopulmonary activity on the spot. Some jumping jacks, belly slaps, push ups, sit ups, etc. (Note, if you’re accessing porn at work or at a public library, this might not be a good idea.) The reason for this is a lot of times, you look at porn to get some physical excitement or to get the blood surging through your body. Well, if you’re already exercising, mission accomplished; exercising is just a natural high. And it’s not like you won’t feel better about yourself either. I’ve tried it and it works.

The second approach you can take is adjustment therapy. You’re not totally avoiding porn, you’re just changing your outlook on the “tamer” stuff so you‘ll appreciate it more.

Try looking at women through different colored glasses. Set aside a given amount of time (15 minutes, 30 minutes, an hour) where you’re just going to look at plain ole naked women or regular sex with no expectation of getting aroused by it. Try to slow down and notice aspects of a woman you wouldn’t have noticed before, don‘t browse so quickly through the pictures. For example, if you’re a boob man - so to speak - take some time to notice the woman’s (in the picture) lips, the subtle curve of her belly, the daintiness of her feet, the smoothness of her skin, etc. What else do you like about this woman other than the obvious? Try to take almost a clinical approach to the whole thing as if you’re just on a fact finding mission, again with no expectation of getting turned on. You might find yourself getting a reaction before you even realize it.

No matter how much time you’ve set aside (and I propose you set an alarm to it, that way you can just enjoy and concentrate on the experience, without having to worry if and when time is up), it’s important that you get up and walk away at the end of it. Give your brain time to let all the new things you noticed on a woman time to sink in. It does take a bit of self-discipline to walk away exactly when time is up, but it’s necessary.

Accept the sight of a beautiful woman (either partially or totally nude) as its own reward. There’s no need to get off on it, just appreciate it for what it is.

Also go do something else more erotic. Go read an erotic letter or sex story , much like women are more likely to do. It’ll give your mind a workout (or at the very least a good warm-up stretch). After all, the brain is the biggest sex organ anyway. A site I’d recommend for erotic stories is Literotica.com; they have a ton of stories there. I’m surprised that more men don’t read erotic literature.

What a lot of men fail to realize is that part of the attraction of porn is the notion that these women seem willing to do anything you want. Whether it’s with a “(do) me” look, a knowing smile, a light-hearted laugh, etc. When a woman’s personality is taken out of the equation (and it‘s for this reason that I prefer to watch full-motion adult videos as opposed to just looking at still photos), there’s no fundamentally necessary human bonding, and the woman may be reduced to pictures of so much T&A and other body parts.

As much as it may seem that men are ready to go at the flash of a breast , men sometimes need that human, intimate, personable element for arousal and subsequent sex. What the erotic story does is not only describe the action taking place, it fleshes out the female personality and also explains the thought processes behind women’s actions. And if the story is written by a woman, all the better; because as a guy you get to go behind the scenes and see what kind of sexual fantasies, feelings, and passion lurk within the recesses of the female mind. That’s quite a turn-on in its own way. These are things that are hard to accurately depict in a visual context.

I think we should address the fact that we are a nation of addicts prior to stating that porn is inherently evil and useless. Very few things are inherently evil and useless. Consider the bacteria toxin that is injected into your face for botox treatments: this toxin, secreted by the bacteria that causes botulism, would be lethal if injected in a concentrated enough form. You talk about making lemonade out of lemons…

A debate that was carried out at the Oxford Union Debating Society (no less) in London a few years ago came to the conclusion that on some level, pornography was beneficial to society. Porn affords the typical male the ability to get his visual fix. Porn also provides instruction, when done a certain way, on how to become a better lover. The article provides many more examples.

But beware: part of the problem with intense pornography fixation is that it seems, initially and on the surface of things, to be a victimless crime. There is no bodily harm or hard-to-reverse somatic changes occurring in the partaker (unlike in the case of drug, alcohol, cigarette, or other substance addiction); and also there’s no other party that is directly taken advantage of or abused. However, the down side is very real and can be just as bad as that of any other vice. Even though I am very much pro-pornography, I suggest you read the above-mentioned article (concerning the Australian gentleman) on the pitfalls of the medium when it is over-indulged. Like I’ve said before in so many words, remember the classic line, “Everything in moderation.”

To those who need it, good luck getting out of your addiction prison. I’ll be waiting for you on the outside.

Porn Review: Last Girl Standing

I’m not going to lie. I had high expectations for Last Girl Standing right from the beginning. I mean c’mon, Vivid trotted out just about all their top name contract stars for this vehicle. Not to mention that Vivid’s star director, Paul Thomas, came along for the ride. And by the way, what kind of clout and respect does he have to get that kind of star power all in one film? Basically, the female actors all play

themselves competing for a plum adult role, and they audition for two directors/producers played by Thomas (who has a role in his own movie) and Evan Stone. So actually the plot does seem to hold water. It doesn’t seem out of the realm of possibility that several porn stars would vie for a coveted role (other than the fact that the porn stars in question are all superstars in their own right). And just as in real life, the characters are spoiled and act out when they perceive that they are not getting their way. I’m not going to give away the plot ending, because it throws the viewer a bit of a curve.

Having admitted that I didn’t exactly come into this movie with an open mind, I have to say, I was not disappointed; and not because of the plot either. The girls (and I’m talking about the actors now and not their characters) are all hot, they’re professional, they each come with their own 60-gigawatts of star power, and essentially they all get a chance to shine in the movie. In my opinion, no one (not even The Jenna) overshadows anyone else.

Another thing I have to confess to is the fact that this was my first time seeing most of these pornstresses (as ubiquitous as some of them are) in an actual feature film, and not just in some random clips on the net.

There was no sex scene in Last Girl Standing that I could say was horrible. Before I give you a quick rundown of the individual sex scenes, let me just say right off the bat that there is a good amount of anal in the movie. But if you’re familiar with what a lot of these girls do (which I particularly wasn‘t), you probably would have guessed that. And also, let me just say that while just about every scene was hot, some were hotter than others, and it’s those scenes that I will describe in a little more detail.

Tawny Roberts starts it off with a tryst in an outside hot tub (You’ll have to forgive me if I sometimes don’t mention who a starlet’s partner is in a scene. Frankly, sometimes I wasn’t really paying attention; and besides if you’re considering owning or renting this movie, it’s for Vivid‘s Magnificent Seven, right?). The thing about Tawny is that even though she may not be your type, she really knows how to work it and move her ass.

Kira Kener next has a scene where she does her boy toy outside on some rocks (I know, WTF, right?). Even though the sex isn’t astounding by any stretch, Kira is a great-looking, pretty, little thing to look at; especially in her lingerie. And they hooked her up with some decent, clean-cut stud (check the Last Girl Standing DVD/video jacket, it’s one of those guys...), so this is the kind of porn women will enjoy. This is the first of many anal scenes in the film.

Then comes a sexcapade involving Savannah Sampson and Kurt Lockwood (one of the few guys in the film that I recognize on sight). I personally like Ms. Sampson. Her character just might be the most likable in the whole movie, and she’s pretty good at would she does also. And that includes anal. Too bad she couldn’t clear an airport metal detector even while naked (too many piercings if you ask me).

There’s a tryst between Sunrise Adams and Chris Cannon (he‘s in every other film that I watch, how could I not know him?), and I’m not quite sure if it comes before the one involving Sampson and Lockwood. The former couple get it on on the stairs. Personally, out of all the big name talent in Last Girl Standing, Sunrise is my favorite. While she doesn’t do anal, she’s very adorable and has some of the most beautiful cum faces you’ve ever scene; whether she’s riding cowgirl or getting it doggy-style with one leg over the banister. However, the thing about her is that - and this is not the first time I’ve noticed this in reviewing one of her movies - while she does very good with guys, she seems to do much better with women. More on that later.

Now here is where it really gets interesting: Briana Banks and Evan Stone (anyone who’s watched a skin flick that was produced this century knows this guy). Both of these performers are pros, dude. She - on her part - sucks him, pipes him, and licks man-ass. Stone in turn, bends her every which way, smacks her up (in a good way :)), bangs her real good and proper; and in the end, he “anal”-yzes her “situation.” Hottest scene in Last Girl Standing? Maybe. . .

Or maybe it’s the female orgy-o-rama that follows. It includes every girl who has had a scene up until now plus Mercedez. Even though - and I had a gripe with this fact - there is not a set of natural boobs in the whole room, it’s almost impossible not to enjoy this scene. Six of the top porn stars in the world all in one mass of fleshy, lesbian, humanity. And each of them seem to give as good as they get. So, for example, while Sunrise (did I mention that she was my favorite?) might be taking a dildo in her twat one moment, the next moment she is strapping one on and banging the you-know-what out of the nearest heifer. Like I intimated before, Sunrise Adams seems to have this energy, this enthusiasm, this ferocious gleam in her eyes during lesbian scenes; something that is missing in her straight scenes. Holes get licked, snatches get poked; everyone seems to make the rounds. In other words, each girl hooks up with every other girl at least once.

Briana Banks reveals in one of the Behind-The-Scenes interviews for the Last Girl Standing DVD that she had some sort of real-life beef with one of the girls (I’m not going to say who). And when you see Briana with that girl in the orgy scene, you can see her giving that girl a good ‘ole-fashioned, strap-on, grudge f***ing.

Just as an aside, it still amazes me how, whenever a lesbian orgy scene “breaks out” in a film, all the dildos, double-dildos, strap-ons, vibrators, massagers, and harnesses materialize out of nowhere. It’s not like there’s a whole bunch of suitcases or boxes in the corner of the room just waiting to be unpacked. . . ;)

Now if you haven’t quite busted that nut just yet, Mercedez next has a scene that’s slow and sensual, if anything. I guess the producers of the movie figured that after the frenetic pace of the orgy, it was time to slow the film down a little bit. Mercedez is not just the requisite performer with no last name (and doesn‘t it seem that every porn film has at least one of those?), she just might be the most beautiful woman in the whole movie; and that‘s saying a lot. In any other context (read, one without so many big names), she might steal the film.

At this point you’re probably thinking, “What about Ms. Jameson? Are you sure she is in the film?” Yes she is. It’s just that up until this point she‘s an integral part of the plot, and all her scenes are conspicuously nonsexual. Up until this point anyway...

In the final sex scene, Jenna helps Tawny “audition” for her part (you’ll have to see the film to understand what I’m talking about). Now, before I say anything about this one-on-one lesbian scene, I want you to keep something in mind. Jameson, of course, is arguably the biggest female pornstar in the universe and I notice in a lot of her scenes with other women - which is basically all she does, now that she’s married - she power trips (understandably so). So if I were to tell you that in the scene between her and Tawny, one of them straps it on and bangs the other in the pile-driver position; or that one of them takes said strap-on and bangs the other in the butt while commanding that other person to, “Ride it, bitch!”; could you tell who was on the receiving end of that? I thought so.

So would I recommend Last Girl Standing? Well, in case you haven’t been paying attention, hell yeah. Let me put it this way, there’s no reason not to get this film. You want some hot, beautiful women (regardless of how big their names are)? You got it. You want super starlets? You got it. You want some feasible, held-together, yet-not-too-complicated plot? You got it. You want over the top (no pun intended) f***ing and sucking? You got it.

It’s like that old spaghetti sauce commercial says: *with a pseudo-Italian accent* “You want (X,Y, and Z)? Hey, it’s in there!”

The Porn Addict Supplement, Chapter I

This article got me thinking (again) about pornography addiction. In the article a man who’d been watching internet porn for the last ten years is now confessing his addiction at the ripe old age of 22.

Now a lot of people may see his predicament as a matter of perspective. While a 22-year-old with no wife or kids may be seen as going through a highly sexual phase, the 22-year-old family man - with commitments and obligations - who is enthralled with computer porn has a serious problem.

Let me just say right now, I am neither a psychotherapist nor a psychoanalyst (I do not play either on TV, I did not stay in some fancy hotel last night, etc). For a professional take on pornography, I can’t recommend the following resource enough:
Are You a Pornography Addict?

That being said, the purpose of this article is twofold:
1. To help people - specifically men - who have a porn addiction look at it from another perspective; and
2. To present an average joe‘s approach to enjoying and coping with porn without it leading to sexual deviance, visual desensitization, or sensual failure/disinterest in the bedroom.
Who knows, someone might actually find this piece useful. :)

Although the man in the story was Australian, I’d like to speak to American culture because this porn addiction is far too common where I live and breath. It’s no secret that this is an addictive society. We work hard, we play hard, we drink to excess, we eat far more than is healthy for us or necessary to sustain life; all-in-all we seem to overdo things and live life with greater abandon than any other country.

We’re such a nation of over-doers that our kids learn early in life how to go overboard with things. The problem is, they tend to pick up and repeat the worse habits along the way: habits such as over-eating and playing video games for long hours at a time.

And I’m not saying that this is a relatively new phenomenon (of over-doing things). Maybe overindulgence has been interwoven within the fabric of our culture since long before people can remember. It’s just that in such a technologically and culturally progressive society, it seems we find new things to exploit everyday, new ways to go overboard on something. Internet pornography has been in full swing for the better part of about a decade and a half now. Frankly, it’s about time we started abusing the privilege.
Since everything else in this culture is overdone and overwrought, why not porn?

Too much of anything is not good for you. Case in point, did you know that too much water is actually detrimental to the human body? As you might expect, different substances require different dosages to ruin your health. So while it would take copious amounts of water to hurt your system, it would take less bad food to prove toxic to you (insofar as skyrocketing your cholesterol, making you obese, and bestowing upon you all the negative things that a poor diet can). And it would take even less heroin or any other manner of illicit narcotic to accomplish the same feat. Levels of toxicity change from person to person.

Likewise, it takes various degrees of different vices to ruin your life. Internet pornography is no different than any other vice. It can destroy you if you’re not careful, and you need to know when to say to say when (to borrow a popular beer slogan) given your own coping skills.

Now let’s take a look at addiction as it pertains to pornography - whether on the internet or otherwise - and the men that get hooked on it. It’s been said time and time again that one of the problems with porn is that - much like a drug - if you partake of it frequently enough, eventually you‘ll need bigger and more extreme doses to afford you the same sexual high. (This was also the case for the Australian gentleman.) I’ll get back to this point in a moment.

One of my favorite expressions is, “A man gets wed (hopefully when the time and circumstance is right), he doesn‘t go dead.” That is to say, a heterosexual male - as long as he has a pulse - will always find other women attractive (depending on what he deems attractive) even in supposed wedded bliss. We all know that men are creatures of sight, it’s hardwired into the male evolutionary agenda and that’s not going to change anytime soon. Straight men just get turned on by beautiful women. (Again, that is defined by the eye of the beholder.)

So what is the problem here? If men are so turned on and attracted to beautiful women, how is desensitization possible? Why does it take the porn “veteran” ever-increasing extremes of porn - like so many drugs - to arouse the same feelings?

(To Be Cont.)

Porn Star Blog: "You're the Top..."

It seems everyone else puts out top lists as far as pornstars are concerned, why not me? I tried to limit each category to 5 porn stars each (but no fewer than 3 for each category), or else I would be here all day. I have a life, you know...:)

Best performers

Nicki Hunter: This woman is a cock-raving, insatiable lunatic. I mean that in a good way.
Jada Fire: She has the mouth of a sailor, she says just the filthiest things. Keep it up, Jada.
Nicole Sheridan: Like I’ve said before, she could get wood out of a corpse.

Most Photogenic

Serious eye candy, see if you agree. I tried to maintain a relatively silicon and saline free zone.
Jemini
Katsumi
Teagan Presley
Sativa Rose
Daisy Dukes

Most respected (due to accomplishments, business acumen, etc)

Jill Kelly: She had (with emphasis on the past tense) one of the top production companies in all of porn. She’s also been through a lot in her personal life, and she seems to have handled it all with aplomb.
Jenna Jameson: What’s there left to be said that hasn’t been said about her? Her cross-over appeal is off the charts. If overall mainstream popularity were the barometer for celebrity success, she’d be considered successful in any respect. And to achieve all she has as a pornstar…The Jenna for president!
Tera Patrick: Her list of pictorials, photo shoots, and magazine covers would put 99% of non-adult centerfolds and models to shame. Don't get me started on her porn accolades.
Ron Jeremy: To not be the greatest looking guy in the world and to be able to have slept with over 4000 women (I realize that he is a porn star but in the end isn‘t that the goal of most heterosexual men, regardless of their profession?), that alone would make you The Man in a lot of guys eyes. But he's also become world famous in the process. (*Arms up above head, bowing at the waist*) Ron, we’re not worthy.
Taylor Wane: She’s not just some pretty face with gynormous boobs. She has a fantastic sense of humor and a marvelous business sense. You’d be hard pressed to find a better personality in a porn star.




Current Personal Faves

Women who don’t necessarily fit into any category, there’s just something about them…
Katja Kassin (pictured center): chubby german girl whose big, ghetto butt deserves its own area code. And it’s all good! She goes to certain sexual extremes that I’m not always on board with, but she fascinates me just the same.
Katie Morgan: This girl intrigues me: She doesn’t have the biggest boobs or butt, however her personality (I listen to her all the time on KSEX radio) somehow makes it work. She tries to play this dumb blonde role, but I personally think she’s as sharp as a tack. Why did you do it, girl; why’d you go get the implants? You were just fine the way you were.
Kiki D’aire (pictured right): I love this girl, she‘s adorable. That being said, I can’t stand looking at her hideous fake breasts.
Sophie Dee (pictured left): Those eyes! That English accent! I’m in love (again)!
Mika Tan: Porcelain-fine Asian beauty, coupled with a not-so-typically-Asian booty.

“Whatever Happened To…,” Part IV

Some of my favorite porn stars from the past. I wonder where they‘ve gone?
Tia Bella: An exotic beauty who seems far too young to have disappeared so completely.
Dyanna Lauren: An MILF for the ages.
J.R. Carrington: Another starlet who should still be shooting today in a mature porn capacity.

Porn Review: White Guy Black Pie

Let me just start off by saying that if you’re looking for some of the more bodacious female bodies in porn, White Guy Black Pie will be right up your alley; these girls are banging. That being said, the film has it’s ups and downs, like any other gonzo film. The first scene, featuring Sydnee Capri, has some nice doggy-style positions, nothing to write home about. And I noticed something for

the first time in this scene; a trend that repeats itself later in the film. Absent-minded moaning. What I mean is two or three of the girls seem to start moaning for no reason at all. They are barely penetrated and they’re ooh-ing and aah-ing as if they are getting the best stimulation of their lives. To borrow a phrase from football, a couple of them just seem to be moaning off the bus - i.e. from the word go. I don’t expect great acting in a skin flick, but a girl’s got to at least know how to fake her pleasure. I doubt that many people watching would buy their act for a moment.

The second scene has the stacked Vida Valentine and the scene is a bit of an improvement. She and Marc Davis seem to have more chemistry. She grinds a little; there’s some mutual oral; she grinds a little more; and she does an ass-to-mouth maneuver (at least I think that was her ass). All-in-all, it’s just a better scene than the first.

The third scene of White Guy Black Pie features Jemini, who I think is the most gorgeous natural beauty in the whole movie. The sex is not terrible but I thought it could have been better. Part of the problem I felt was there was no muff-diving. (Incidentally, the guy in this set was also in the first scene. Maybe going down on women just isn‘t in his sexual repertoire...) In my opinion, it’s a good thing to see a beautiful chick get eaten out. Maybe if she is, her moaning would be a little more authentic. This pairing is a bit of a let down coming off the second scene.

Then there’s Jada Fire. She has just about the largest and darkest areolas ever. And she is one nasty bitch. The things that she says are absolutely hot; I tell you she has a mouth on her like a sailor. She gets her ghetto black ass reamed while saying the most disgusting things (you’ll enjoy every minute of it). She needs to have her mouth washed out with soap. But a good stiff one and some cum seem to do the trick. At least, she puts an end to all that idle moaning.

Jada and Lori Alexia are in a threesome with Mark Wood. Ms. Alexia is sweet and scrumptious. In her pre-adult career, she's won titles of Miss North Carolina, Miss Nude America, and Feature Entertainer of the Year. I think she’s going to be big in porn someday, she seems to have that kind of potential. But for the moment, even though Miss Alexia is good eye candy in the scene, Jada trumps her. There’s a little snowballing action between the ladies if you’re into that kind of thing.

I don’t know if that scene is better than the last. Usually, when comparing a twosome and a menage, the threesome is a better scene. But the last scene of White Guy Black Pie features Marie Luv and Davis (again), and up goes the compatibility quotient (again). Davis just seems to get the most out of his partners; the guy’s a pro.

Marie deep throats Davis’ cock balls deep, drenching it in saliva (somehow giving herself a shower in the process); she does ass to mouth. And I have news for you: she actually swallows! (I think you know what I mean). There was also a position in this scene that I’d never seen before in a porn flick. If I had to describe it, I would say it was sort of side-saddle.

I haven’t seen that many interracial movies in order to compare White Guy Black Pie to a similar experience. So for lack of a better recommendation, I would say see the movie if you‘re a fan of the genre. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, I know...

Pornstars On Their Feet

All the mainstream Ron Jeremy news that’s fit to print…

I hear that a Ron Jeremy show on network TV (ABC) is in the works. I’m not the only person to see the irony of a porn star working for Disney, am I? And from the That-sounds-strangely-icky file comes the news that Jeremy is to make an appearance in an upcoming Hilary Duff movie (I know...). But, from what I hear, at least he’s playing a pimp.

He’s also going to be in the DVD issue of The Aristocrats movie that’s currently in theaters (now that seems to be more his speed). In case you didn’t know, the movie centers around a dirty inside joke that is notorious within the comic/comedian’s circuit. Each comedian gives their version of the joke.

Jeremy’s a guy who’s used to seeing and experiencing adult (taboo) material all the time, so I would think that he feels less of a need to express or emote all the dirty thoughts floating around in his head. On the other hand, a lot of comedians who are used to working clean or who have had their own sitcoms would be more likely to take the rare opportunity as an excuse to divulge some of their more filthy material. Therefore, I would think that Jeremy’s version of the joke would seem tame by comparison. That’s just my opinion.

I think that if this Jeremy guy really applies himself, he might actually become famous one day...:)

I just saw Devon, Teagan Presley (pictured), and Jesse Jane - three major Digital Playground contract stars - on an episode of the HBO show Entourage. They had about 2 or 3 scenes and they essentially were playing their real-life personas, with a twist (I don’t want to give away the plot elements of their scenes). Their scenes were funny and all, the only thing I personally had a problem with is that I wish Teagan had more lines

(among the three, Jesse Jane did most of the acting). Usually, the less acting that a porn star has to do in a mainstream joint the better. But with that smile and that butt, I would listen to Teagan Presley recite the United States Constitution. Backwards.

Gay Does Not Equal Porn

I read this article about an offending billboard advertisement for Gay.com, which was supposedly pornographic. I searched the site extensively looking for the porn. After a while, I asked myself if I was at the right site.

I’d never been to Gay.com prior to all the brouhaha. Now, unless the site has had a major overhaul in the last four days, I don’t see what the problem is. I’ve seen raunchier stuff at cartoon network.com. There appears to be absolutely no porn to speak of at gay.com, and frankly, homosexual men going there to look for it will be highly disappointed.

The director of the group called Article 8 Alliance denounced the site in no uncertain terms as a gay hook-up site. What’s wrong with a hook-up site? I belong to a handful of straight dating sites. And you can’t tell me that most of the men that go there are not just looking for a “hook-up.” All of a sudden because the hook-ups are between gay men the site is lewd and obscene (read pornographic)?

To better understand the story you have to realize that Article 8 is a pro-family, very conservative group. A lot of things they say at their site have a definitive slant to their rants. I have to take Clear Channel to task for being a victim of their bullying, right-wing methods (As per the article, the media giant has subsequently removed the offending Gay.com advert).

The article calls into question the manipulation of the American flag, but I’ll leave that alone: I honestly don’t know what is proper, ethical, legal, and fair in the handling of a national symbol (and besides, that is beyond the scope of this blog). But if this had been a man and a woman in prominent display and the site in question had been named safesex.com (or something of that nature) would this have been such a big deal? Obviously not, as far as Alliance 8 goes.

I’ve seen pornography. And believe me Gay.com ain’t it. It’s just one of the more comprehensive and well-designed sites out there. I think we could at least Come Together on that opinion.