Sex Toy Review: Toys for the Techno-Savvy (or just plain horny...)

Just when you thought that the internet couldn’t get any more convenient, here comes the Highjoy Internet Enabled Rabbit. Although the name of the adult toy seems pretty self-explanatory, I’ll expound a little on the product. As you can see from the diagram, the toy has a cord that plugs into the back of your computer processor (much like your monitor would). While the vibrator is plugged in, a different end-user (no pun intended) at another locale can log onto a certain website and control the toy remotely.

Now I’ve had online to-do lists before and I’ve gotten a lot of things accomplished in cyberspace. But not once did my online agenda read:
1. Shop for CDs;
2. Book hotel and plane reservations;
3. Renew vehicle registration;
4. Get girlfriend off (??)...

And what about the Audi-Oh? (What about it? you ask) This device uses actual sound vibrations to stimulate. The Audi-Oh receiver gets input from stereos, private mp3 players or regular everyday speech and noise, much like the human eardrum. It then vibrates the attached clitoral butterfly.

I never thought I’d see the day when men would be turning women on more by shouting than by soft conversation. I can see it now: kids banging on their mothers’ bedroom doors, telling them to keep the stereo down.

It’ll certainly make you think a little differently about the women next to you in public with the head- phones on.
Don’t forget to turn that base way up!

Porn Review: Reign of Tera

Reign of Tera is the story about a secret brothel called the Asian Love Palace. Potential male customers make reservations for the brothel online, and are picked up in a limousine. They are then driven to the brothel with no word on their exact street destination (think Batman taking a blindfolded Penguin to the bat cave in that old TV show). In that respect, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada it is not.

The film is weird in that the actors are playing themselves in some erotic alternate universe. So even though Ms. Patrick is playing the lead as the hostess of a brothel (which she is not in real life), her character’s name is Tera Patrick, and so forth with the other girls.

Reign of Tera starts off with Tera and real-life hubby Spyder Jonez who plays the resident brothel pimp (appropriately enough), down to the pin-stripe suit. Now that Ms. Patrick is married, she - like a lot of other attached female porn stars - has a very short list of men she will perform with in front of the camera; namely, only her husband. (However, other women are fair game.) There’s just something about sex between a starlet and her husband…what word am I looking for? Oh yeah, “boring”.

And what would a Tera Patrick scene be without her specialty: blowjobs. She is a self-admitted fellatio-phile and in the scenes with Jonez, she doesn‘t disappoint in that respect.

Charmane Star and Tera have a scene that is sweet, if you’re into that sort of thing. But the person that really shines in this movie is Jayna Oso: she is hotter than a Kung Po platter. She has a mmmf gangbang with Tommy Gunn, Seth Dickens, and Peter Shaft and she takes them all on like a pro (pun intended). She absolutely oozes sensuality, and let’s just say there’s a reason they call her the Asian Anal Queen.

There’s only one other anal scene (TP doesn‘t do anal) in Reign of Tera. Lucy Thai, Nyomi Marcella, and Kurt Lockwood have a 3-way scene that is all well and hot (and by the way, Lucy Thai has a couple of the best-shaped breasts I have ever seen) but is only an appetizer for what is about to follow.

What does follow is this grand lesbian orgy that, although the women are sensual and gorgeous, makes you wish there were a dick or two sprinkled somewhere in the scene. I’d list all the women in the scene, but it’d be easier for you to just read the movie poster credits. I’ve never seen so many natural breasts in one scene before.

As you would expect for a group this large, the girls break up into more manageable pairs. Out come the vibrators, the double dildos, and the strap-ons; a few girls are given the finger (you know what I mean); and a good time is had by all. But wait...

Remember what I said before about pornstar/hubby sex being boring? Well, that term doesn’t apply when there are about ten or so other women in on the tryst. Patrick and Jonez later join the sexcapade and somehow most of them all meet in the center of their harem room. What follows is your typical, run-of-the-mill (in your dreams anyway), dirty dozen suck-and-fuck.

Although Reign of Tera was satisfying, an hour after I finished watching it, I felt like watching it some more. Odd...

Happy Trail(er)s

In case you missed it, adult presentations have grown by leaps and bounds. The grander porn productions nowadays have trailers just like big-budget Hollywood movies. And when I’m talking about a trailer from an adult flick of magnitude, I’m not just talking about clips from the movie that are strung together. I’m talking about such production points as voice-overs, layouts, building the trailer up to a crescendo, and individual movie logos and graphics. The length of porn trailers (2 minutes or so) these days rival that of their Hollywood counterparts. And much like mainstream movies, a lot of porn flicks have their own individual websites. And each website is solely devoted to the expansion, sale, distribution, and overall notoriety of its respective adult DVD.

Check out the website for the upcoming Digital Playground venture Pirates. As of the writing of this entry, the trailer was yet to be released (the trailer will be posted a short time after it’s world debut in Las Vegas). But judging from the blurb on the film at the site, and from the elaborate official movie poster, the trailer is going to be awesome. Whether the actual movie lives up to the hype is another story. The movie is certainly not lacking for big starlets.

Since the Pirates trailer isn’t officially out yet, the best trailer out there is the one for the ClubJenna production Jenna Loves Pain. ClubJenna has put out some trailers before (see below), but not like this; this might be the best preview I’ve ever seen for a movie to date.

I’ve gathered some of the better adult trailers (in no particular order) that I’ve seen in the past. One of the previews, for Reign of Tera, I’ve made mention of in a prior post. The rest come courtesy of The Jenna and co., and really what else would you expect from them? Don’t forget to peruse the still shots from the Krystal Steal DVDs.

Krystal Method
Reign of Tera
Bella Loves Jenna
Steal Runway
Island Fever.

Porn Laws: The Good, the Bad, and the Very Busy

Again, good porn regulation vs. bad porn regulation...

Senator Blanche Lincoln, a democrat from Arkansas, plans to propose legislation that would - among other things - tax all sales stemming from adult sites at an additional 25%. As much as I’d like to say that the proposed bill is totally unconstitutional (showing preferential treatment against one form of Free Speech versus another) and would never go through, the way court decisions are going against the adult industry lately (see here), it wouldn’t surprise me if it did.

The first part of the bill would call for more stringent age-verification requirements before accessing adult website material. The additional 25% taxation constitutes Title II (the second part) of the bill. Evidently, the tax-generated revenue would be used for funding such activities as (not surprisingly) keeping kids away from porn in the future; which is in keeping with the spirit of Title I of the bill.

If this bill became law, it would be like all car insurance companies across the country raising your premiums and that of everyone solely in your demographic (whether you define yourself according to your race, gender, creed, sexual orientation, religion, or color) so that they can build safer cars in the future; vehicles that are less likely to wind up in a car accident. All of this because several people whom you can identify with on some level, have caused accidents in the past. Call it cutting "high-risk" profiles off at the knees.

Senator Lincoln is purported to have drawn the bill in the name of being a good parent, and not as a politician. But her political career cannot be totally taken out of the equation insofar as her motives are concerned, and here’s why. Parents of both sexes are busier now than it seems at anytime in history. I think it would be safe to say that Congressional members don’t have a lot of leisure time on their hands. On top of that (and I will throw her a bone here), the internet is an incredibly difficult realm to police. On some level it would make sense to invest money where time is at a premium.

In other words, while the busy parent should always find time to monitor his or her child’s activities (whether in real time or in cyberspace), a much more cost-effective program (in terms of time and money) that would help the parent do that is always welcome. But not a program that does so wrongfully on the law abider’s dime.

As much as the need exists to keep minors away from porn, we don’t need to rob Peter (and Andrew too, mind you) to pay Paul. In effect, the bill punishes both the legitimate adult businessman AND the porn consumer, who is only exercising his First Amendment rights, in its efforts to do the right thing. Four, five, or six percent seems like a surcharge meant to combat illicit activities. Twenty-five percent, on the other hand, sounds like disciplinary action to me; against folks who have not broken the law. And in the end, the bill just has the earmarks of the crusade to slowly grind down the adult industry at all costs.

If you really want to see law, punishment, and pornography shielding done right, examine Senator Hillary Clinton’s proposed bill. Fining unethical video game retailers who attempt to sell underage children adult-rated and mature-rated games actually makes sense. It rightfully places blame and due burden on guilty parties.

Now, if a kid is bound and determined to play a banned game (and isn't prohibiton just the way to generate juvenile interest?), he’ll somehow get his hands on the game. However, he doesn't have to be handed inappropriate material on a silver platter; along with a receipt, a "Come Again" card, and a gaming pamphlet all in one nylon shortbag.

Incidentally, as of the time that this article was being written, the Federal Trade Commission has taken 7 adult companies to court for unlawful marketing practices: not labeling sexually-laden content e-mail (speaking of Title I of the afore-mentioned legislative proposal) prior to dispersal. That is how you keep porn from minors.

I’m not saying by any stretch of the imagination that we, as a society, shouldn’t do as much as we can to protect the underage. But you can only do so much in the name of prevention. Anything much more than that is at the cost of a pound of First Amendment flesh, and is not equal to the pound of cure it was originally intended to be.

Porn and Celebrity

I heard a rumor (piping hot or ice cold, I don’t know) that Mike Tyson, now that he’s decided to hang up the gloves, is considering a career in the adult industry. I don’t know how true the rumor is, but if he does decide to become a pornstar, I have a bit of advice for his prospective female co-stars (Tyson a gay porn star? I don’t see it…): if he offers to “eat you out,” pass…

Just as I was about to lambaste George Clooney for breaking up with British model Lisa Snowdon (yum), I find out he’s now back with a former girlfriend of his, porn star Krista Allen (double yum). Ms. Allen has performed in several editions of the Emmanuelle series of adult films.

A lot of people (especially women who are not in the adult industry) might ask, why would a man like Clooney - who has enjoyed lots of mainstream success - not prefer a successful, gorgeous model over a porn star (gorgeous though she may be)? Well, Clooney has intimated more than once that, after two failed marriages, he doesn’t intend on getting married again anytime soon. So if you’re not really looking for a “lady” - in a sense of the word - or someone you can introduce to the old folks, a pornstar’s just as good a companion as any. Besides, the sex goes up several notches because like I’ve said before, no one makes love like a porn star. No one…

One-time porn partakers Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are threatening (yes, that’s what I said, threatening) to get married again for the third time. At this point, even Elizabeth Taylor is saying, “Give it up already, you two…”

Porn Review: Two Hot

Two Hot is a feature film about twin sisters that grow up in Hollywood, along with all the triumphs, trials, and tribulations that that existence entails. I’m not going to totally spill the beans about the plot, but the storyline somewhat spoofs the lives of two particularly famous people in the news (since the main characters are twins, you can pretty much figure out whose lives the main plot spoofs). The twins lives and history are told in a TV biographical magazine fashion; not unlike a certain program that airs on a certain network that deals with Entertainment…

There’s another female character - played by Austin Kincaid - in Two Hot that is a parody of another celebrity’s life, complete with an unauthorized video. Let’s just say that the character’s name is London (the name of a European city, hint, hint)…

Usually, I’d cut to the chase and give you the scene you should skip to immediately. But if you’re looking for the hottest scene, you don’t have that far to go. The first scene set in the club seemed to me to be the hottest. What that scene lacks in energy and pacing, it makes up for in atmosphere and abundance: there’s just something to see everywhere you look. I’d list everyone (and that includes both Lyndsey and Lacey Love) in the scene, but my Carpal-Tunnel would act up again.

But while that scene is the best (in my opinion), the best performer in the movie is not in it. Nicki Hunter is in a follow-up sex scene, with Tyla Wynn (who, just as an interesting side note, was recently on an episode of an MTV dating reality show before her stint in porn) and Evan Stone, and she is just dynamite. Hunter is an absolute, cock-craving lunatic (trust me, it’s a good thing). There’s always at least one star in a film of this magnitude and notoriety that brings it, and she is the one.

Ms. Hunter has one of the few, and I mean VERY few, anal scenes in the entire movie. If you’re a big fan of anal sex, Two Hot most likely is not the movie for you. If you really like threesomes of the female-female-male variety, then by all means view this film: this film has a TON of them. As you might expect, there is a menage involving the twins and it includes their mutual boy toy played by Rick Patrick. And in case you were wondering, they do not make out with each other.

It's easy to get the Love girls mixed up in that sexcapade if you weren't that sure which one was which to begin with. But if you had trouble telling them apart, you wouldn't be alone. There’s behind-the-scenes footage that comes with the Two Hot DVD and in it the documentarian (is that a word?) calls Lyndsey the wrong name.

I’m not going to say whether or not either of them do anal or not. All I will say is that you should keep in mind that the twins are relatively new in the industry (though they made the Genesis Porn's Hot 100 list). So you’re not going to see anything really extreme; i.e. no ass-to-mouth, no snowballing, etc. So until they expand their sexual repertoire, I think that the jury is still out on their performances. Maybe part two of the story will prove more en-“light”-ening (another clue as to the name of the solo celebrity whose persona is mimicked.)

Did I forget to mention that? Two Hot actually has a follow-up story, for those handful of you who really care about the plot of a skin flick (why? I ask). Maybe I don’t watch as many of these feature films as I used to, but when did they start adding the words “To be continued” just before the credits rolled for an adult movie?

And not that anyone cares about the guys in a movie, but I thought it was strange that two of the bigger male pornstars (not in that way), Steven St. Croix and Chris Cannon, do not whip it out at all. Oh well, there’s always the sequel...

Two Hot

It's All Porn and Games 'Til Someone Gets Hurt

An 11 year old kid in Britain recently got caught selling adult DVDs on school grounds (at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_west/4678869.stm). When I first read this, three thoughts immediately went through my mind, in quick succession. The first thought was, although what the kid did was wrong, did they have to make a federal case out of it? I did some big, regrettable things as an adolescent in school. But I would have been mortified if those things had made the neighborhood gossip ring, much less received national media attention from the likes of the BBC.

My second, and gut-level response was a somewhat typical male, “Boys will be boys.” Then I started wondering: what is this situation trying to tell us? If there ever was a sign that porn was too accessible, especially as far as kids were concerned, this was it.

The reason I say this is because this story (about the kid selling DVDs) somewhat coincided with two other announcements. The first was the revelation - at least on a grander level anyway, I’m sure a select few people had known for a while - that the video game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas contained hidden elements and mini-games of a pornographic nature which could be accessed by obtaining certain modifications on the net (http://www.katu.com/entertainment/story.asp?ID=78361). (I’d tell you the website for the modifications, but I’d actually like you to finish reading this article...:)) This game was hip among teenage boys to begin with. The discovery of hidden porn might push it over the top, even if it’s just by kids who want to know and confirm that the rumors of porn are true.

The second announcement was that adult movie houses in Japan have released or are soon to release porn movies for the Playstation Portable (PSP) (http://www.digitmag.co.uk/news/index.cfm?NewsID=4984). It seems that the production of adult movies in the PSP-exclusive Universal Media Disc (UMD) format has not started in the US - yet.

Now I’m not saying that if/when the widespread availability of adult UMDs becomes a reality, these discs will by and large be sold side-by-side with the more mainstream video games. Not even alongside those rated M and above. But there will be acceptions: such as video games being sold in an otherwise adult-themed boutique or shop. And also, you know there will be the occasional unscrupulous store owner who attempts to make the adult discs available to underage gamers who shop in his mainstream gaming store.

Teenagers, by their very nature, are an inquisitive lot and they will do what you allow them to get away with. They often try to grow up way too fast and they are quite curious to know about sex. They're prone to peer pressure, and for better or worse, they try to fit in or impress their friends or both. They will try to get their hands on the coolest items.

The fact that these items (both the game and the gaming system) are somewhat connected to porn, which at that stage in a teen's life is a somewhat taboo (read hip and desirable) subject, is only going to make that item more wanted. (I guess in a way then that the producers of such software are marketing geniuses. Although I’d like to think that none of those producers were targeting minors from the start.)

Did the folks over at Rockstar Games honestly think they could make a mainstream video game, M-rated (for mature) though it is (so the producers could claim that they’ve covered their asses), and not have kids get there hands on the game in addition to seeking out codes for that game? My brother, while in his mid-teens, received a copy of Max Payne as a gift (another Rockstar Games production, by the way) - this is a notoriously M-rated game also, but at least it didn‘t contain adult material.

Also, I’m an avid video game player in my spare time so I troll gaming boards all the time looking for cheating codes and special “Easter eggs” (gaming extras); and believe me, I‘m not the only one looking. I have to question why the security for the gaming code is so lax and hack-prone in the first place.

Listen, we all know that if a kid is determined enough, he will find porn on his own. But we don’t have to make it so accessible and portable. It‘s bad enough that porn is now accessible on cell phones. As prevalent and affordable as cell phones are, the average age of kids getting cells now is getting lower and lower. Parents can afford to outfit the entire family (kids included) with cells so everyone can keep in touch.

At least, if you were to whip out a portable dvd player or laptop to view a porn dvd in public, that would arouse some interest (perhaps even from potential thieves…). But viewing porn on your cell, without anyone looking directly over your shoulder (and assuming no one can hear the moans), is no more conspicuous than reading the newspaper.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing inherently illegal in putting out porn discs in game software format or producing adult material in adult games that are explicitly slated for adults only. But software producers should take it under advisement not to make it any easier than it has to be for kids to obtain porn. Especially if said porn is contained in such boast-worthy items as a high-tech cell-phone, the latest hip video game, and a popular gaming console.

If these items were gasoline (and they just might cost less than the latter nowadays), the average underage teen fascination with sex is just the spark that‘s needed to make the situation blowup in a content developer's face.

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Tiny Chicks, AKA Filthy Whores, Sure Can Fuck...

Direct from the All-the-good-movie-titles-have-already-been-taken department comes the pending release of the Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck adult video (slated for a late July release). What’s next? Ma‘am, Your Lips Sure Are Pretty? When I read about the upcoming release, I initially thought it was an article concerning someone’s personal beliefs…

Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck

And while I’m on the subject of movie titles, I want to talk about the AKA Filthy Whore series. I at first thought the title was kind of crass, but I‘ve seen so many top adult porn stars featured in this series, from Teri Weigel to Lauren Phoenix (i.e. Teri Weigel AKA Filthy Whore, Lauren Phoenix AKA Filthy Whore, etc.) And it‘s not like no one tells them the title of their upcoming DVDs. (Imagine some top porn star at an expo signing and some fan brings a movie box cover with a title she never agreed to. She gets up in an outrage saying, “What?! I am not some Filthy Whore!!“ and she storms out. Wouldn‘t that be hilarious? :)). So if the title is okay with them, who am I to say boo? But you really ought to see some of the blurbs on the back of an AKA Filthy Whore DVD or video package. If you thought the title was bad... You would think, "Are they even trying to sell the movie?"

Anyway, each AKA Filthy Whore production is sort of a compilation of a pornstar’s past performances. So if you want to see your favorite starlet’s past “body” of work, pick hers up if it‘s available.

AKA Filthy Whore series

Porn Law: Protecting Minors from Porn

There’s a new Michigan state register in the works to create a database of e-mail addresses that cannot (under penalty of the law) be spammed with content that could be deemed objectionable to children, most notably porn. The database will extend to include pager and cell phone numbers sometime in the future. Right now, it’s sort of like the national DO NOT CALL registry, but for electronic mail.

What happens is that parents and guardians write or phone in the addresses that their children and wards have access to. The project is in the registry phase right now, i.e e-mail addresses are still being compiled (as of July 1). The actual DO NOT EMAIL statute takes effect on August 1.

E-mail advertisers must, from here on in, crosscheck this state list before sending out their e-mail newsletter or advertising to ensure that they’re not sending mail to an address that kids under 18 have access to. The penalties for infringement are reasonably stiff, not too much so. They’re certainly stiffer than the ones for the DO NOT CALL register (I checked because I’m on that one).

Someone needs to send this to Capitol Hill so that our national legislators can see what a child-protection law looks like; for the next time they try to come up with a statute as half-hearted - supposedly well-intentioned, but flawed in design - as Title 18 U.S.C. §2257.

I believe that a noble, decent, and well-intended law/statute - at it’s basic core - should do three things:
1. Lay down boundaries for proper conduct;
2. Seek to punish those who cross those boundaries; and in so doing
3. Do everything within its reasonable power to prevent transgressions in the future.

Everybody and their brother in the adult industry knows that the new 2257 statute regulations that just kicked in are a joke. The spirit of 2257, as it is expounded upon in the entire 110th chapter of that section of the US code, is to prevent the abuse of children, sexually and otherwise. Now it’s one thing to require that porn content producers ascertain and maintain proof of identity and age for prospective adult performers. It would be irresponsible on the part of government and the adult industry not to keep up on such record-keeping.

As a matter of fact, long before the biggest underage actress hoopla came along, in the guise of Traci Lords, porn studios were checking IDs. (For those who don’t know, Lords was an underage porn actress that “snuck” into the business and appeared in many videos. When the studios that produced her videos got wind of her actual age at the time of her performances, they pulled her content from store shelves.)

But this notion that a consistently enforced 2257 (like that which is imposed at the present) would have prevented the Lords incident is mistakable. 2257 would not have made her authentic-looking proof of age look any more fake. A lot of people may not believe this but the adult industry does a pretty good job of policing itself. The only way a minor could enter the industry is if he or she made a conscious decision to apply to be a pornstar, and took certain premeditated steps to make the dream a reality (in terms of obtaining said Ids). Where is the punishment for minors who knowingly attempt to enter the industry while underage?

I’m sure some manner of punishment, in terms of juvenile detention, would deter future mid-teens from trying to pass off some fake IDs. Isn’t that what correctional facilities are for? The primary purpose of a prison or a detention facility should be (if a detainee can be salvaged or rehabbed) to prevent mal-behavior in the future, primary to punishment of said offenders.

The jailing of unwitting and honest porn execs (and I do know there are a lot of shady people in the business) for a crime perpetrated by an unethical minor seems highly unfair. It would be like punishing the makers of a completely legitimate pharmaceutical or hospital drug like opium because there are illicit dealers who dispense their products on the street. Are not only the offenders (the drug dealers) in this case punished?

Granted, under the Michigan law, giving admitted or intended pedophiles (who pose as electronic spammers) access to children’s phone numbers and e-mail addresses is almost like putting a leash on a wolf and walking him right up to the sheep’s pen. But you would be mistaken if you thought a pedophile determined to strike again would otherwise have no other means to re-commit his heinous crimes.

The Michigan statute just serves to lay down boundaries and define precise, justifiable repercussions for crossing such boundaries. In the end, the law does what it’s supposed to do: protect the children and see to it (within reasonable expectation) that pedophile crimes don’t happen again - by putting away and/or deterring would be molesters. On the other hand, 2257 as it stands does little to protect or serve anyone.

Finally, a child-welfare law (The Michigan Children’s Protection Registry) that actually serves its purpose. If President Bush, Attorney General Gonzales, and the Department of Justice were not so hell-bent on ridding the US - or maybe the universe for that matter - of pornography in all shapes and forms, they would see that 2257 just doesn’t do what they believe it will do. Or maybe they already knew that, and their mind set is bye-bye, see-ya to porn anyway?

And that heavy hand on the adult industry is about to get heavier now that the semi-liberal, semi-conservative Justice O’Connor just retired. But that‘s a story for another day…

Pornstar Gossip

Just some pornstar news and gossip, some definitely true, some possibly true. As a quick note, I often find that the LAST place to go to confirm whether the rumor about a pornstar’s personal life is accurate or not is their website.

Is Mr. Marcus retired? Say it ain’t so, Mr. M. I saw that he’s looking for a distributor for his new production company and wants to direct. It figures: even porn actors for the most part eventually want to direct…

I heard Teagan Presley got pregnant (I’m assuming it was an accident). If it’s true, when her child is born, is she going to get him/her a swing set? Maybe take the kid to go play at a Digital Playground? Just a little humor concerning her contract company…:)

I hear that another Digital Playground girl Jesse Jane got engaged, if so congratulations to her. She’s one of the better Porn Stars on DVD today, and she’s Loaded up top. I sincerely hope that if she’s going to Hawaii for her honeymoon, she doesn’t catch any Island Fever…

Tyler Faith might be getting married. But, like her boyfriend Wankus from KSEX radio says, the couple have only just talked about it, nothing’s official yet. In the meantime, Tyler is keeping busy with her own production team filming a new project. It’s nice to see at least one JKP girl working…

And where do I begin with the whole JKP downfall? It seems that contract stars were leaving left and right dating back to about a year ago. But not like this. I mean once Jill Kelly herself left, there went Jenna Haze (pictured), followed by Tyra Banxxx, the next thing you know Nikki Benz is gone. (And this is just an aside but I’d always wondered how the person who founded a company, in their very own name mind you, could leave that same company and still have it exist.) The Titanic took longer than JKP to sink…

“Whatever happened to…”, Part III: I’m a huge fan of Kiki D'aire's so I’ve been checking for her new DVD releases. The last DVD released that featured her came out late in February. I hope she hasn’t left the industry so soon. Maybe she’s just on hiatus (*crosses fingers expectantly*). Come back Kiki, we (I) miss you...:(

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"I'd like to let you in on a little secret. Despite the fact that in movies and books, women seem to have no problem achieving orgasms (and fantastic, multiple ones at that), the truth is that many women have a great variety of problems when it comes to orgasms.

"Some women experience orgasms rarely or never. Most cannot climax simply through intercourse alone but need direct clitoral stimulation.

"If you are not used to the direct way in which I approach this topic, please excuse me, but I am always frank. It's the best way to communicate. On radio and television, I tell women to seek professional help if they are having difficulties reaching orgasm. In my private practice, the advice I give most often to women is that they have to be able to bring themselves to orgasm before they can expect to do so with a partner. (of course, if a woman has strong personal or religious beliefs against self stimulation, my advice to her is different).

"One therapeutic approach that I recommend frequently to women who would benefit from it, is the use of a vibrator.

"A vibrator used during masturbation can almost always give a woman an orgasm. That does not mean that fingers or running water or other methods don't work, only that vibrators are more effective. This is very useful, particularly for those just learning how to masturbate.

"Recently I discovered a new vibrator in France called the EROSCILLATOR ®;. Actually it is not a vibrator as it oscillates rather than vibrates. but technical details are not so important to me as the fact that the EROSCILLATOR ® is more comfortable to use, absolutely safe and very, very effective."

- Dr. Ruth Westheimer