Latinas who Sizzle

Every now and then a paysite beckons to me (read, I desire access to a massive archive of quality porn) and I answer the call. I came across a paysite called LatinaSizzle.com. If you’re a lover of Hispanic women, the site is worth a look-see. The women are fine as all can be, their curves are all in the right places. The senioritas are very bootylicious, inimitably f*ckable. The only problem is there just isn’t enough of them.

The site contains roughly 5100 pics and about sixteen and a half hours worth of downloadable videos. Actually, the pictures are all still shots from the videos. In many cases, several pics from a particular set are very similar: they (the pics) may be one or two frames apart. The videos themselves feature over 40 different girls.

It would seem that this is just an introductory array, and that there is more to come. But like I said the women are all hotter than jalapenos laying on a sidewalk in Dominica at 12:01 PM. So I would say it’s well worth the $2.95 trial tag. Don’t know if, at this time, it’s worth the $29.95 monthly membership.

And by the way, I’m a big stickler for customer service and technical support when it comes to anything online that entails membership. I don’t think a 24 hour window is an unreasonable amount of time to expect (as a paying member) your e-mail inquiries to be answered. *Sigh* Well that’s what I thought anyway…

“Whatever happened to…”, Part II
Speaking of lusty (and busty, for that matter) Latinas, I was recently checking out Vanessa Del Rio‘s site. For those who don’t know, Miss Del Rio - from the mid 70s to the mid 80s - would fog up the movie cameras just by walking onto the set. She was that hot. Looks like she’s still going strong and doing live cam shows at the site. She’ll be having one on May 6th at 1PM, east coast time.

And Kitten Natividad; anyone remember her? Mexican bombshell, she first became famous as a burlesque dancer in the early 70s. I heard that she had to quit dancing because of all the guys who sat in the front row at her shows. They kept getting their eyes poked out. (That might be just a nasty rumor :))
Anyway, she did some Russ Meyer movies, a couple of films with Ron Jeremy, etc. In the late 90s, she survived a breast cancer scare (thank God) and is doing well now. She’ll be appearing at the Miss Exotic World contest in Helendale, CA on June 4th.

Sign Here, Please

Ok, all that stuff I just said (in this post), forget it. I was recently talking to the folks at Larry Flynt Publications, Inc. They said that if I wanted to advertise in Hustler, Barely Legal or any of their other adult magazines, I had to have written permission to use any pornstar's or model’s likeness. Even if that image is portrayed on the cover of DVD or video packaging.
Would someone get that Jameson chick on the phone? Tell her I need her John Hancock…

And thanks to the folks at Blogwise for listing my humble blog.

Live PornStar VideoChat Giveaway

(CyberSpace) Tuesday, April 12, 2005 - Live video chat site LivePornStarOnCam was recently acquired by Alain Roy; to consecrate the event the site will be giving away a free XXX-rated private chat with any one of the featured porn stars.

"All you have to do to be eligible is show up and take her to group or private chat once," said Roy. "The names will be recorded, whether you're in group, one-on-one or spy chat."

Among the starlets involved are 19 year-old up and coming Zeina Heart, discovered by EromodelCasting of Montreal. Her site, ZeinaHeart.com, was developed and integrated by EromodelCash.

Another is Patricia Petite, a long-time web favorite who is growing from starlet to star.

Roy, who will be featuring the likes of Vivid Girls Lanny Barbie and Malezia on the site, says he wants to start off featuring those with the most promise and not overshadow them with bigger names.

To encourage affiliates, the site is not insisting on the use of any particular banners when they join the LivePornStarOnCam affiliate webmaster program. "Be creative! But don't forget to mention that a free porn chat session can be won."

The technique should work, according to the neophyte webmaster, though he is planning a couple of special banners to make it easy to aim surfers toward the contest.

The drawing and free live show will take place Thursday, April 21st, at 8:00pm (EST).

For the chance to enter the drawing register at LivePornStarOnCam and take a pornstar to group, private or enter spy chat.

For webmasters, the LivePornStarOnCam affiliate sign up page is at http://www.livepornstaroncam.com/webmasters.html, while EromodelCash handles most of the porn star's personality sites.

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About the Author

Jones produces the press releases for the client sites of www.2much.net as well as the content for www.internetsexnetwork.com .

The Clothed City

How many of you have ever been to Times Square in New York? Not for Dick Clark and the whole New Year’s Eve thing, nor for the Disney scene. I’m talking about for the porn shops, peep show booths, and what have you. If you haven’t, you might want to go now before just about all of them disappear.

In 1995, New York City passed a zoning law that restricted adult businesses to commercial and manufacturing districts - in essence, non-residential zones. Even within the commercial and manufacturing districts, there were statutes for the placement of such adult businesses. For example, they couldn’t exist within 500 feet of a church, nor within 500 of a school, nor within 500 feet of each other. It seems, though, that many enterprises in certain areas such as Times Square and Greenwich Village were able to escape the “adult business” moniker. A business would have to showcase at least a 40% inventory stock of adult material to be labeled as an adult enterprise.

Therefore, a lot of businesses were able to skate by in largely residential neighborhoods by stocking 39% or less sexual material. Even if a sex shop derived the bulk of its revenue from sex tapes, peep show booths, etc., legally they were well within their rights to exist in those places. Well, the city passed an ordinance in 2001 to close the loophole posed by the “adult business” description. And an appellate court in New York state recently (earlier this month) upheld the new definition of what an adult-themed enterprise was. You’ll find the new definition in this article along with more of the story. The bottom line is, unless this ruling of the appellate court is overturned, a lot of sex shops will suddenly be found to be in contempt of the zoning law.

I have a somewhat tongue-in-cheek question: In a city of over eight million within an approximate 300 sq. mi. area, what isn’t a residential neighborhood? Granted, I’m not the first person to ever hold this view.

But (somewhat) seriously, I’d always considered Times Square one of the great porn meccas in the world; possibly the greatest on the eastern seaboard. If you’re a porn aficionado like I am, and you live in the mid-Atlantic region on the east coast, you make your pilgrimage to New York. If you live on the left coast, you make your way to The Valley. If you live in Europe, you call on the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

Now, the porn shrine in the Square is no more. (*with mock dramatic intensity, one fist raised to the sky*) Damn you, Mickey Mouse, damn you!

Updates, Mea Culpa

HBO's Pornucopia: I mentioned that porn entertainment heads were notoriously tight-lipped about their revenue streams. Well, a company called Private Media Group, ironically enough, seems to make a habit of reporting its earnings. Okay, so there’s one…

Bouquets: Nina Hartley has sold well over 500,00 copies of her line of instructional videos, not 400,000 like I’d previously mentioned. Well that makes a huge difference in my opinion of her. For a while there I was starting to think she was a slacker. :-)

Sex Toy Utopia: Add Seymore Butts’ xXxposed Entertainment to the list of companies who provide in-home sextoy parties.

Pink and the Brain: The “struggling” Jenna Jameson just re-upped her contract with Vivid Entertainment for another 7 years. (The contract kicks in after her current one expires in 2007.) After all, a girl’s gotta eat…

A (not so) Banner Day...

I’ve noticed a disturbing online trend. I cruise the internet regularly looking for sites to link up with. What I do is if I find a site to solicit a link exchange from, a lot of times I'll solicit an exchange from their partners besides. So every once in a while I happen upon an escort service website. And when I look at their banner link page(s) (and most times I happen upon the site itself via a banner link), all I see are banners featuring big name porn stars. What gives?

My problem with online escort agency banners is two-fold: first of all, they do not employ the porn star nor do they offer any of her goods and services. Secondly, while I understand that escort agencies - for the most part - are not insinuating that such porn stars are employed by them, such advertising can be a bit misleading. I guess they’re selling two fantasies :
1. How beautiful their women are; and
2. The great sexual experience that awaits you. In effect, they’re saying it’ll be like making love to a porn star.

I’ll grant them the first fantasy. I’ve been with certain escorts and they can hold their own with porn stars in the looks department. And just as a brief aside, porn stars, in reality, don’t look like porn stars. They have teams of beauty experts that work with them on shoots. However, I can’t grant them the benefit of the doubt on the second fantasy. No one makes love like a porn star. Just ask Jenna Jameson.

Listen, I’d be the first to tell you that the banners I created for my site all feature top porn stars. So, at first glance, I might sound a little hypocritical. But I’m actually selling these pornstars’ products.

And it’s not just escort agency banners sporting the mega-porn star look. I couldn’t tell you the number of times that I’ve found a flier under the windshield wipers of my car advertising some Saturday night extravaganza at some local club. And who‘s pictured on the flier? Adriana Sage (I must admit, I myself have a banner with her likeness), Daisy, Lacey Duvalle. Mind you, I live in the Middle Atlantic region on the east coast. We rarely get two porn stars out here at the same time, let alone three. And this “local” club is not even in New York. So right away you’ve just halved the odds on your porn star sightings.

My sentiments on this subject, I feel, were largely vindicated by a recent event. Tera Patrick is suing a Los Angeles escort agency for misuse of her image in one of its newspaper ads. It seems that the ad, featuring her likeness, implied that she herself was available for outcalls. The porn star not only denied the implication, she also said that she felt a lot of her colleagues’ popularity was being misused.

If you - as an escort agency - are going to feature a porn star prominently on your banner, go small (in terms of name and face recognition). Don’t insinuate, overtly or subconsciously, that some insanely popular starlet with legions of fans are now “servicing” those fans. Unless, of course, that starlet is Vicky Vette. :)

Pink and the Brain

Jenna Jameson was recently voted 24th on FHM magazine’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005 edition (see the poll on our index page). Here’s a recent interview she gave at a Vivid party.



Translation? Jenna is trying to take over the world. Or at least the greater part of the San Fernando Valley.

She just might be the shrewdest woman in business (let alone the adult industry) this side of Martha Stewart. She’s got her mega-successful website, ClubJenna.com, she’s signing up other female talents at a prodigious pace, and she’s affiliated her site with that of other big name adult starlets - e.g. Tera Patrick, Brianna Banks. Jenna could probably retire on the proceeds generated by the sales of her line of sex toys alone. She’s arguably the most famous porn star ever. She’s certainly one of the most successful in terms of crossing over into mainstream pop-culture. Jameson has marketed herself with aplomb and tenacity. She is poised to rule all of human kind (insert evil, megalomaniac laugh here).

Or maybe, like she said in the video, she’s just happy being a porn star; what do I know…

LivePornStarOnCam Signs MariahXXX

(CyberSpace) April , 2005 - Live video chat site
LivePornStarOnCam has signed Porn performer Mariah to chat for
fans starting last Friday, April 1.

She has appeared in over 200 adult films, sometimes as Mariah
Kane, but prefers to appear live now with the same name as her
personal website: MariahXXX.

She chats often, and can even be accompanied by a partner.
Webmaster Casey is certain she'll be an attraction to live video
chat fans.

Mariah has starred in such productions as "Barely Legal On
Vacation", "Natural Skin" and "Naughty Nymph" - and promises to
give viewers of her private shows exceptional performances.

While she does cam shows on other systems, Mariah's appearances
at LivePornStarOnCam.com are a must-see due to the site's
LiveCamNetwork 1.9 platform, whose full sound and real-time
video streaming quality make for high-impact private shows.

LivePornStarOnCam has just recently launched and already has
presented such chatters as Zeina Heart and Malezia. Casey has
promised even bigger names, promotional appearances and contests
and other events in the near future.

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About the author:
Jones is Media & Communications manager for 2much.net and
handles the press release requirements for the company's growing
community of live video chat sites.

Sex Toys Behaving Badly

The Pocket Rocket Jr. is a new sex toy that’s two-and-one-half inches long and three-quarters of an inch in diameter. That’s basically the size of an average man’s pinky finger.

I must say, it’s a good thing that the toy is appended to a string. Or else, how would a *ahem* large woman not lose this? On the other hand, she wouldn’t need a man-made pocket or as much as a tiny purse. She could just tote it around in her own “pocket”. :) But seriously, how small do you need a sex toy to be?

Doc Johnson Enterprises, the manufacturer of the Pocket Rocket Jr., also produces the I-Vibe Rabbit. Recently, a middle-aged woman had to be treated for burns she sustained when the batteries in her Rabbit started to leak. So ladies, the next time you feel a burning sensation after a love-making session, maybe it’s not because your lover gave you herpes...

Hey, did you hear the one about the judge who used a penis pump under his robe? No, it’s not a joke. A former judge is accused of surreptitiously using a penis pump while hearing three separate trials in court.

And I hear he was a tough sonuvagun, too. The only one who ever got off in his courtroom was him. *rimshot*

"Show Me" the First Amendment

I’ve been trying to assess the ramifications of the recently passed Missouri bill SB 32, as far as porn is concerned. From all that I’ve read and discerned, the new law makes it illegal to produce pornographic videos, DVDs, and magazines in the state. Likewise, the showing of such sexual content contained therein in a public forum (such as an adult theater) is similarly prohibited. However, private consumption of pornographic material is not forbidden. I also believe it is not illegal to sell such material.

As was the case with the ban on the sale of sex toys in Alabama, Texas, and Georgia, I’m not surprised that this ordinance was proposed. I am fazed by the fact that this bill was not only passed, but that it was upheld. I find it hard to believe that this bill was reprised in the Missouri state Senate, taking into account the whole “free speech” thing.

There are some aspects of lewdness, indecency, and sexual conduct that are contained in the pending state law that I don’t want to delve that deeply into. Suffice it to say that prostitution and all manner of public sexual activity are hereby banned. That I can understand.

What I fail to see is why the compilation of such activity - if it was filmed and imported from another state - in DVD, VHS, or paper format would henceforth be deemed illegal. Is such composition banned, only if you were trying to make a profit? If I wanted to put together a montage of my favorite sex scenes on one video and screen it for my friends (assuming that I lived in Missouri), would I be arrested? Say I happened to get my hands on “boot-legged” (and that’s what it would come down to) Missouri-made, XXX material; would I be breaking the law?

Another scenario: suppose I, as a resident of another state, bought a Missouri-made pornographic product. Would I be guilty? What if I merely viewed a film from Missouri - and it could be proven that I had prior knowledge of the movie’s state of origin - in an adult theater (granted that my state allows such public consumption)? Or would these films be akin to marijuana in that “usage” would be permitted but possession would be illegal? I know these are a lot of questions. But that’s the can of worms you would open up if a bill like this was passed.