Porn DVD Review - Black Pussy Cats 2

"What's new, pussycat?" This DVD, that's what... Black Pussy Cats 2 is kind of long for a gonzo production featuring only six women/scenes - more than two-and-a-half hours. So I guess the buyer gets his money's worth, assuming he's into the gonzo genre and the type of women involved (and, to be truthful, why wouldn't he be if he spent his hard-earned cash on the DVD?). And

speaking of the porn starlets...

For starters, all of the women are obviously black, with the exception being Ice La Fox (and possibly Tatiana Brown, I'm not sure) , who is Latin. Most of the them are very well bootyly-endowed (okay, so "bootyly" is not a word, but it should be). After all, at the risk of sounding politically incorrect, they are ethnic women. There's not very much in the boobage department, all-told, on this Black Pussy Cats 2 DVD; for those of you into that. (And really, speaking facetiously, how many breast-men are there out there? A handful, tops?)

But none-the-less, as Prince would say, several women here who possess the asses that they do outta be in jail - it's almost illegal for them to look so good.

So with that whole crime motif in tow, I'll give you the lowdown on each scene:

When? (The order of this tryst on the DVD) Scene 1 Who? (The starlet and her scene mates) Kapri Styles, 32A; and 2 white guys Where? (The setting of the sin, I mean "scene") In a bedroom, on a bed What? (The events of the scene) She starts off playing with a dildo/vibrator.

She gets a vaginal and anal-pounding from the back, and double-penetrated (aka the "dp": a penis in her pussy and one in her ass) in both the cowgirl and and reverse cowgirl positions.

How cum? (A word or two on the money shot) On each of her cheekbones / sides-of-her-mouth (one side per guy).

Why? (The reason for and merits of the scene) Styles is a filthy-mouth fucker (dirty-talker) of the first order. She'll get you hard just listener to her.

When? Scene 2 Who? (DVD covergirl) Ice LaFox, 34B; and two white guys (different from the first set) Where? On a loveseat What? Strictly vaginal intercourse: she gets it doggystyle, and in both the reverse cowgirl and straight cowgirl positions. When that's not enough -

and, speaking as a pornophile myself, it never is - she gets fucked upside down with her shoulders to the mat (just a wrestling term for the floor). She manages to keep her mouth full of cock most of the time; an amazing feat considering all the yapping she does.

How cum? Right in her eye - an exceptionally fine shot (not that he was trying) by the guy in question! Here's mud for you...

Why? Ice brings the enthusiastic potty-mouth herself, and she really knows how to yell her head off (on the other hand, it could be a good dubjob by the Black Pussy Cats 2 production's sound editors). Plus, she really knows how to bounce her ample ass-et. There's no anal in this scene, though. I wonder if La Fox even does anal to begin with. I'll have to look into that very carefully...

When? Scene 3 Who? Lady Armani, 34C; two - no, wait - one white guy (let's call it one-and-a-half for reasons I will explain) Where? On a desk, in an office-type setting What? The scene starts off with her and two men : she sucks one guy off while the other guy does her in her

pussy. The dick in her pussy eventually moves to her butt (with her mouth still full of the other cock) and she gets it doggystyle and in the missionary position. Then, all of a sudden, the fellated guy leaves - not even halfway through the tryst - never to return (of course, you don't know he's not coming back at that moment). And that's a shame, too, because he missed a very decent rest-of-the-scene, including Lady's ass-to-mouth skills...

How cum? On her full, sensual lips

Why? Ms Armani is a great walking pair of lips and pair of natural tits (I'm sure she has other body parts connected somewhere and somehow). This Lady can be my Tramp anyday. And there's just something about sex in a professional atmosphere (staged or not) - it evokes fantasies of fucking your teacher or a female executive.

When? Scene 4 Who? Vanessa Monet, in a complete catwoman-type outfit (think Julie Newmar / Michelle Pfeiffer / Hally Berry); two ubiquitous white guys (I believe you see them before and after this scene) Where? On a sofa What? She crawls in on all fours and

gets right to sucking. The next thing you know (Ms Monet certainly doesn't seem to waste time in her sexcapade), she is getting it in her booty. The other dick is subsequently added to a reverse cowgirl anal position (making the dp), and this is followed up by the cowgirl double-fuck. There's some ass-to-mouth action, a solo ass-bang in the missionary set, then she goes back to woman-on-top and rides toward the scene finale.

How cum? One guy's popshot lands in the general vicinity of (read surrounding) her mouth. The other guy never comes - on camera, at least - in the scene. Poor guy (NOT:)).

Why? Vanessa Monet brings energy to her scene and is completely uninhibited. And getting her ass waxed while in a pair of long stripper boots and donning costumed ears for most of the scene, she's definitely the cat's meow. I just wish the Black Pussy Cats 2 producers had found a way to keep the suit on a little longer. Oh well...

When? Scene 5 Who? Tatiana Brown, who looks like a younger Paula Abdul, in a catsuit (similar to Monet's previously, sans ears and boots); two very enthusiastic white guys Where? On a sofa What? She (also) comes crawling in where she begins to suck the guys off,

simultaneously. She's done in her pussy while on her side from the back, then doggystyle, then missionary-wise. She's assfucked in the missionary and reverse cowgirl positions. She's dped in the reverse cowgirl, regular cowgirl, and standing up positions. She also does ass-to-mouth.

How cum? Right into her mouth, and she swallows. Two sperm cocktails, bottoms up!

Why? Because she's the only one on the whole Black Pussy Cats 2 DVD that swallows (mostly), that's why. Although she looks like she's just going through the motions for much of the scene, the guys here actually pick up the slack in the energy department and bring the gusto. Besides, when you're a pornstar who swallows, you can afford to be a little lackadaisical from time to time.

When? Scene 6 Who? Misty Stone, 32A; two white guys (one who, incidentally, looks like a distant cousin of Arnold Schwarzenegger's) Where? On a sofa (again) What? She does the double-cock suck while on her knees (like just about every other girl in Black Pussy Cats 2).

As a matter of fact, she seems to keep a cock in her mouth at all times (as with La Fox, that other dick has to go somewhere if not in her ass) - while riding cowgirl, riding reverse cowgirl, and being ridden doggystyle standing up. As for the anal part of the scene, well, there was none...

How cum? Both (referring to the two guys and the two places) on her tongue and lips.

Why? At the risk of interjecting bias in an objective review, "play (more) Misty for me". Her ambiance, smile, smooth ass, and shaved pussy make her my personal favorite. Who cares that she didn't take it between those deliciously round and perfect butt cheeks (I say as a tear forms in the corner of an eye, and one edge of my mouth starts to quiver uncontrollably)?


Overall, I'd give Black Pussy Cats 2 a B / B- . It's a solid piece of work with lots of anal and a generous helping of the extreme sexual stuff like ass-to-mouth, double penetration, and (at least) one cum-swallowing act. Oddly enough, it was in the basics - like girl diversity (which I touched on earlier) and cunt-eating - that I found this DVD to be lacking. There are two cunnilingus occasions, to my knowledge, and both of them are sort of perfunctory; just enough to get the pussy wet enough to slide dicks in. Two 15 second stints doesn't seem to make up for all the head these girls deliver throughout the DVD.

I mean, how could you scrimp on the aspects of twats and licking in a production that has the words "pussy" and "cat" in its title?

Black Pussy Cats 2