Porn DVD Review: Beefeaters 2

Beefeaters 2 is a gonzo flick (no storyline whatsoever), about two and a half hours long, that specializes - as you might expect - in the art of fellatio. The movie is more than competent if you’re into dick-sucking. If you’re not into it, the DVD can get old fast. In any event, by the middle of the second scene , you will pretty much have seen every which way and technique used in the process.

If there was ever a movie purely for fantasizing about being in one particular situation (namely, in receiving head) whilst jerking off to that fantasy, Beefeaters 2 is it. The scenes are too similar to appreciate or even recognize any sort of production value there-in. Besides, you don’t really get the opportunity to appreciate the package that is each girl’s body (other than for the first couple of minutes in each scene) while masturbating. The oral sex is shot mostly POV (point-of-view) style; and as far as the watcher is concerned, the view largely consists of a pretty face, open mouth, and two hands.

You start the movie and watch it until you pop. When you’re done jerking off, you stop Beefeaters 2 and pick up next time where you left off. It's as simple as that.

Since the scenes are very similar, let’s focus on the girls and their pre-fellatio rituals. The girls are for the most part very hot, and there are twelve of them. That is a lot of girls for one (non-compilation) project, so good job by the producers of Beefeaters 2, 3rd Degree. And these are not all also-rans in the adult industry. There are a lot of big name starlets here.

Moreover, the DVD features a nice eclectic mix of women: from bulkier women to skinny women, from brunettes to blondes, from big (fake) boobs to small (but nice and real) breasts. There were only three ethnic women by my count, two Blacks and a Latina. Not enough in my opinion, especially considering there are no Asians , but at least there is diversity here.

The other part of Beefeaters 2 - like I said - that offered any variety (besides the look of the women) is the girls’ collective pre-cocksucking ritual. I will go through each scene, but to re-iterate most (if not all) of them follow the same script: woman is dressed; woman gets un-dressed (or partially so) whilst playing with herself; woman crawls over on hands and knees to cock; beef-eating commences. Not all of the girls gulp down their respective popshot (I know, you’re thinking, “What is the world coming to?”)

Scene : Katja Kassin
Intro: sticks dildo into pussy, then into mouth; finger fucks herself.
Swallow? yes
Comments: Okay, I admit it: Katja is absolutely one of my favorites. She can do no wrong in my book (that ass is like whoa!). :)

Scene : Dillan Lauren
Intro: rubs her clit and pussy lips, massages her breasts.
Swallow? yes
Comments: I thought she needed to play with herself a little more at the outset. Don’t blink at the end of the scene or you might miss the money shot (it’s that hard to see).

Scene : Sophia
Intro: double-finger fucks herself; sucks her own juices off said fingers.
Swallow? yes and no
Comments: Just when it seems she’s about to let the cum spill from her mouth, she has a change of heart and gobbles a lot of it (not all) back up.

Scene : Kelly Wells
Intro: fucks herself with a 3-pronged glass dildo (you have to see it to believe it), then sucks her juices off the instrument.
Swallow? yes (with a vengeance)
Comments: While just about all of the other women whisper sexily about all the dirty things they’re going to do to your cock, she practically shouts. You talk about a mood-ruiner. Plus, she makes these frightening faces…I guess she is trying to look sexy, but it just comes across as horror. Besides, while it’s nice to hear gargling, choking noises from a girl every once in a while as she deep-throats, she seemed to be choking constantly, which is not that sexy. And her tearing up did nothing to enhance her moody, horrified expression. I do give her credit for one thing: she not only swallows at the end of her scene, she gargles the whole saliva-cum mixture like mouthwash before doing so.

Scene : Marie Luv
Intro: inserts butt-plug into vagina, then deep-throats it.
Swallow? yes
Comments: For a while there it looks like she’s about to spit…

Scene : Kristen Price
Intro: self-fucks with bulbar-headed glass dildo; licks dildo clean.
Swallow? yes
Comments: n/a

Scene : Flower Tucci
Intro: finger-fucks and massages pussy until she squirts; then takes 3-pronged dildo (similar to the one previously-mentioned) and dps (double-penetrates) herself with two of the glass heads until she squirts again.
Swallow? yes
Comments: I’m always wary of stars who allegedly “squirt”. It might just be a water trick, who knows…

Scene : Mia Bangg
Intro: screws her ass with rubber dildo.
Swallow? yes
Comments: She bangs! She bangs! This girl is absolutely smoking’. Where has she been hiding all my life?

Scene : Melody Bliss
Intro: strokes her clit for a (very) short while.
Swallow? no
Comments: I’m a little disappointed in Miss Bliss: no finger-insertion, nor dildo-play, nor (horror of horrors!) wad-swallowing. Yes, my friends, the world can be a sad place sometimes.

Scene : Missy Monroe
Intro: double-digit fucks herself : finger-licking-good action.
Swallow? yes
Comments: *TOO MUCH SALIVA WARNING*. It’s hard not to notice this fact when she does most of the scene with her head upside-down, and there’s a trail of spit that forms a thick sideburn on one side of her face.

Scene : Tyla Wynn
Intro: gets down with an extremely long rubber double dildo; alternates between sticking one end of the dildo in her mouth and the other end in her pussy; at one point it looks as if she might accomplish both feats at the same time (the dildo is that long).
Swallow? no
Comments: Wynn is very energetic, she sucks cock like a champ, and she has a mouth that would make a sailor blush. In my opinion, this is the best tryst in the whole production, despite the fact that she doesn’t swallow (and despite my Kassin-bias).

Scene : August
Intro: disrobes (a little), rubs vagina under thong front covering (non-viewable) and through clothing.
Swallow? no
Comments: Again, I expected more from this gorgeous Latina. (*sigh*)






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