Blue Moon
Congratulations to Lexington Steele and Vanessa Blue who recently announced they were engaged to be married. They made the announcement this past weekend during the 2006 AVN Awards festivities. I guess I’d better get all my Vanessa Blue masturbation done...
Let me explain: I masturbate to porn as much as the next guy (unless that next guy is Pee Wee Herman…) but as a rule, I make it a point not to jerk off to the images of both married starlets and dead starlets. In the case of the former group of women, it’s a personal religious thing with me that has to do with adultery (and that in itself deserves a little more explanation, but that’s beyond the scope of this sex blog).
In the latter case, jerking off to dead pornstars is just plain creepy to me; especially if the specific porn star died tragically (e.g. car crash) or in another manner (e.g. drug overdose) way before her time. But, I digress...
Without further ado, my self-pleasuring tribute to Miss Blue:
VanessaBlue.com
Let me explain: I masturbate to porn as much as the next guy (unless that next guy is Pee Wee Herman…) but as a rule, I make it a point not to jerk off to the images of both married starlets and dead starlets. In the case of the former group of women, it’s a personal religious thing with me that has to do with adultery (and that in itself deserves a little more explanation, but that’s beyond the scope of this sex blog).
In the latter case, jerking off to dead pornstars is just plain creepy to me; especially if the specific porn star died tragically (e.g. car crash) or in another manner (e.g. drug overdose) way before her time. But, I digress...
Without further ado, my self-pleasuring tribute to Miss Blue:
VanessaBlue.com
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