Sex Toy Info: Head's Up!
From the Men-are-one-step-closer-to-becoming-sexually-obsolete file comes the Talking Head Vibrator ...
As you can read from the info at the site, the apparatus consists of a vibrator (duh) which comes with pre-recorded dialogues. The device also gives one (perhaps the woman’s lover) the option to record his own voice on it for future playback.
I wrote a previous entry about the Highjoy Internet Enabled Rabbit which allows a person to maneuver his/her female partner’s sextoy via the web (I‘m still not completely sure how that works exactly). So to some degree, one can feel as if one has some control over a lover’s orgasm.
Now - with the advent of Talking Head - you don’t even have to be that hands on. All you have to do is send your voice file via email with the right file extension, and your favorite woman will, ahem, take care of the rest.
(And by the way, wouldn’t you as a woman think it’s a little weird to have a disembodied voice coming out of your vagina as you’re using your vibrator? That sounds like a good plot for a Twilight Zone episode; I’ll get back to you on that one...)
I have to admit, this is one toy as a guy that makes me a little jealous. Up until now, I’d never been threatened in the least by a standard dildo, dong, or vibrator . After all, women - a lot of times - are all about the emotional experience of sex, and how the orgasm-provider (that sounds so technical and un-inspired, I know) makes them feel inside. And 6 to 12 inches of plastic, rubber, latex, glass, or Cyberskin couldn’t offer anything in the way of emotional attachment that I couldn’t compete with.
But now with this little gizmo, a lot of women will - consciously or sub-consciously - make the mental connection between both sexual bodily satisfaction and mental/emotional pleasure. The bottomline is that if my girl were to have this, she wouldn't need me or miss me as much. :(
Although, I’ll have to admit, a couple of those foreign language voice-overs sound very convincing - and I don‘t even understand any of those languages! I wouldn’t blame a girl for getting hooked on those sound chips . You don’t believe me? Listen to some of the samples here. My favorite is Latin Lover Enriq - excuse me - Juan.
What’s next? Where is technology going in the evolution of the female adult toy experience? The next thing you know, there will be a bedroom ceiling attachment consisting of two big biceps that lower at the touch of a button (conveniently accessible from your night stand, no doubt), and engulfs a woman in its warm, muscular embrace.
But, as I said to all the ladies in my review of another sex device called the Thrillhammer , the Talking Head won’t cuddle with you, nor will it kill that spider for you, nor will it change your kitchen light bulb. So there...
As you can read from the info at the site, the apparatus consists of a vibrator (duh) which comes with pre-recorded dialogues. The device also gives one (perhaps the woman’s lover) the option to record his own voice on it for future playback.
I wrote a previous entry about the Highjoy Internet Enabled Rabbit which allows a person to maneuver his/her female partner’s sextoy via the web (I‘m still not completely sure how that works exactly). So to some degree, one can feel as if one has some control over a lover’s orgasm.
Now - with the advent of Talking Head - you don’t even have to be that hands on. All you have to do is send your voice file via email with the right file extension, and your favorite woman will, ahem, take care of the rest.
(And by the way, wouldn’t you as a woman think it’s a little weird to have a disembodied voice coming out of your vagina as you’re using your vibrator? That sounds like a good plot for a Twilight Zone episode; I’ll get back to you on that one...)
I have to admit, this is one toy as a guy that makes me a little jealous. Up until now, I’d never been threatened in the least by a standard dildo, dong, or vibrator . After all, women - a lot of times - are all about the emotional experience of sex, and how the orgasm-provider (that sounds so technical and un-inspired, I know) makes them feel inside. And 6 to 12 inches of plastic, rubber, latex, glass, or Cyberskin couldn’t offer anything in the way of emotional attachment that I couldn’t compete with.
But now with this little gizmo, a lot of women will - consciously or sub-consciously - make the mental connection between both sexual bodily satisfaction and mental/emotional pleasure. The bottomline is that if my girl were to have this, she wouldn't need me or miss me as much. :(
Although, I’ll have to admit, a couple of those foreign language voice-overs sound very convincing - and I don‘t even understand any of those languages! I wouldn’t blame a girl for getting hooked on those sound chips . You don’t believe me? Listen to some of the samples here. My favorite is Latin Lover Enriq - excuse me - Juan.
What’s next? Where is technology going in the evolution of the female adult toy experience? The next thing you know, there will be a bedroom ceiling attachment consisting of two big biceps that lower at the touch of a button (conveniently accessible from your night stand, no doubt), and engulfs a woman in its warm, muscular embrace.
But, as I said to all the ladies in my review of another sex device called the Thrillhammer , the Talking Head won’t cuddle with you, nor will it kill that spider for you, nor will it change your kitchen light bulb. So there...
posted by Don_One at 8:44 PM
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