i(n) Pod We Trust

I said in a previous post that I thought that iPod porn was going to be huge. I said that because I’d heard that Playboy - fueled by lagging sales - and Penthouse were going to make iPod video-specific adult content a reality. And it seems that I wasn’t the only one who liked what they had to say, because that announcement caused a spike in Playboy stock...

Boy, a lot of iPod-related news these days. It seems that an adult novelty company has created a sex toy that plugs into said device. The toy generates vibrations - which can be pointed in a (ahem) strategic direction - based on the music emitted by the iPod. This little sex toy bugger is very conveniently called the iBuzz , and it seems rather similar to the Audi-Oh to me...

I read that the SuicideGirls got a ridiculous amount of downloads (something like a million) of their iPod-specific videos within the space of a week. I’d only heard mention of them just the other day for the very first time. So I decided to shoot over to their site to see what all the fuss was about. It’s a pretty decent site if you’re into that kind of stuff (Goth girls who pose for softcore photos).

I, the ever-thinking businessman, decided that I’d like to capitalize on them since they seem to be hot right now and that‘s the American way (said with tongue firmly planted in cheek). I searched for some sort of affiliate program link on their site, but all I could find is a referral system where a webmaster (or anyone, for that matter) accrues points for either sending traffic their way, writing essays for them, etc. Moreover, you can only redeem those points for SG merchandise and - this being the grand prize - a trip to California to spend the day as an assistant to a top SG banana. No cash rewards, no thanks.

Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for that Playboy iPod-content sponsorship to kick in...