Titillating Titles

I wrote an entry earlier about how certain porn movie titles fascinate me to a degree. Here is my countdown of 15 recent DVD monikers that just make me scratch my head.

15. American Cocksucking Championship : Boy, these 4th of July contests are getting waaay out of hand.
14. Al Goldstein & Ron Jeremy Are Screwed : In Jeremy's case, over 5000 times.
13. Grand Theft Anal : Because life isn’t all about fun and video games; it’s about porn too.
12. Beauty And The 14" Beast : Go ahead and watch the movie; be our guest.
11. Affirmative Action : Because nothing says civil rights and reparations like black men sticking it (literally) to white women.
10. Czech's In The Male (gay): I also hear a Greeced Pole is held in high ass-teem.
09. 1st Cum 1st Serve : Oh waiter, we're ready for dessert. I'll have the ice cream and my girlfriend will have the creampie.
08. DP2 The Mighty Phucks : You're all invited to the home-cumming game.
07. DILF (gay): We all know the phrase "Mom I'd Like to Fuck." But how far are we going to take this ILF acronym? Now there's one for Dads, Grannies (GILF), one-legged hookers (OLHILF). Okay, I made the last one up but you get the point.
06. Are You Down With Brown? (anal): Damn straight. And I’m tight with pink, too.
05. The British Are Cumming : Maybe the blue coats need to take a page out of the book of the red coats. Maybe then they wouldn’t be so blue.
04. I Want To Fuck You In The Bathroom : Just try asking the female clerk for this title by name at your local adult video store. Talk about a “Punk’d” moment...
03. An Army of Cum : In other words, we’re looking for a few good sperm.
02. Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck : Be sure to look out for the sequel, Big Girls Sure Give Good Head.
01. Who Let the Whores Out? : Well, don’t look at me, I just got here...