Sex Toy Info : Gold Rush
May I have your attention, please…
Introducing the most expensive vibrator in the world: the Lelo Golden Vibrator. Don’t get this confused with the most expensive sex toy in the world - not the sybian or fucking machine, but any of Hugh Hefner’s current girlfriends (plural).
But (semi-) seriously folks, is the 18 karat gold-plate really necessary? Usually something of that karat-weight is an item you’d want to show off to company and friends. Now unless, as a woman, you plan on displaying it at social events, you could have done just as well with and felt just as comfortable using cold aluminum.
At a price of $1500, it should come with a wedding band, and you should be able to wear that whole ensemble on your ring finger. Because if I were to get one for any lady of mine, that’s pretty much a proposal for us to get married and stay married for a very, very long time.
This sounds like a gift that would be bought by James Bond arch-villain Auric Goldfinger for his gold-painted girlfriend (to go along with the purchase of his gold-plated car and his solid gold golf clubs). This could be the beginning of a whole “King Midas” line of sex toys. Somehow, however, I don’t think the male fleshlight brand in the collection will sell as well.
The upside of all this is finally there is a vibrator up to the standards of the many celebrities who swear by these novelties. Certainly stars who love their adult toys, like Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria (pictured), can afford one, if not several (maybe one for every day of the week?). Although now that Miss Longoria has a boyfriend, she’s probably not as “desperate” for toys these days.
So Eva might want to send her vibrator(s) to Jenny McCarthy with a little hand-written note: “How‘s the love-life going, bitch?” :)
Introducing the most expensive vibrator in the world: the Lelo Golden Vibrator. Don’t get this confused with the most expensive sex toy in the world - not the sybian or fucking machine, but any of Hugh Hefner’s current girlfriends (plural).
But (semi-) seriously folks, is the 18 karat gold-plate really necessary? Usually something of that karat-weight is an item you’d want to show off to company and friends. Now unless, as a woman, you plan on displaying it at social events, you could have done just as well with and felt just as comfortable using cold aluminum.
At a price of $1500, it should come with a wedding band, and you should be able to wear that whole ensemble on your ring finger. Because if I were to get one for any lady of mine, that’s pretty much a proposal for us to get married and stay married for a very, very long time.
This sounds like a gift that would be bought by James Bond arch-villain Auric Goldfinger for his gold-painted girlfriend (to go along with the purchase of his gold-plated car and his solid gold golf clubs). This could be the beginning of a whole “King Midas” line of sex toys. Somehow, however, I don’t think the male fleshlight brand in the collection will sell as well.
The upside of all this is finally there is a vibrator up to the standards of the many celebrities who swear by these novelties. Certainly stars who love their adult toys, like Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria (pictured), can afford one, if not several (maybe one for every day of the week?). Although now that Miss Longoria has a boyfriend, she’s probably not as “desperate” for toys these days.
So Eva might want to send her vibrator(s) to Jenny McCarthy with a little hand-written note: “How‘s the love-life going, bitch?” :)
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