Porn DVD Review: Mayhem Explosions 3
What was I thinking when I rented Mayhem Explosions 3 ? Not that it’s a bad production for what it is… it’s just nothing but cumshots. More than 2 hours of just non-stop cumshots. Actually, although it’s a compilation of cum shot scenes from many different movies (which is its selling point), each scene doesn’t just begin with the guy releasing his load and end with the starlet sopping it all up. There is some fucking in each scene just before the critical moment. But still, even if you didn‘t know the title of the DVD, you would get the gist (or should I say jizz?) of the venture ten minutes into watching it.
Mayhem Explosions 3 claims to have over 100 cumshots, but that doesn’t mean that that’s how many scenes there are. There are a lot of fmm, fmmm, etc, group scenes and every time a guy goes pop - as many guys as there may be in a particular scene - the tally counts towards that magic number.
The women in the production are mostly brunettes and blondes (I‘m not sure if I saw a red-head at all), and white. Although Marie Luv does have one memorable scene. There does seem to be a lot of Gia Paloma scenes. I hope you like her, cause you’re going to see her on quite a few occasions…
And obviously since Mayhem Explosions 3 is a compilation effort, the scene settings run the gamut. Girls are fucked anywhere and everywhere from a bathroom commode to the back of a pick-up truck to the top of a big rock overlooking a valley, and all places in between. I mean most of these girls wouldn’t know what a mattress looked like if it fell on them.
And the women are with black guys, white guys, one guy at a time, two or more guys simultaneously, well-hung guys, and not-so-well-hung guys. It seems that, collectively, these girls don’t discriminate; everyone has their turn with them.
So in almost every other aspect (other than the fact that each scene highlights the cum shot), the scenes are as varied as they come (cum?). But, with all that being said, is Mayhem Explosions 3 worth the price of viewer-ship? Sure it’s all well and good to see beautiful, voluptuous women such as Hannah Harper and Jamie Brooks get their faces and big British boobs washed all over with waterfalls of cum drops.
And to watch cum-hungry girls such as Gia Paloma and Tyla Wynn swallow every last drop; or, on the other hand, not be so selfish and snowball it with another girl (Good girl, Avy Lee Roth!).
And to witness filthy anal divas such as Shayna Knight or Aurora Snow take a cock straight to their mouths right after it’s just been in her ass.
And to see a guy grab the crown of a girl’s head to steady it while he strokes himself; all in preparation of giving her her well-earned reward. And oh that moment of instinctive flinching when a girl closes her eyes and braces for goo-impact...
What was my point again? Oh yeah. What could one possibly want with a solid 124 minutes of all that?
On second thought, I think I’ll go watch all 2 hours over to make sure I got all my facts straight. But before I go I’ll just say, if you like cumshots, rent or buy Mayhem Explosions 3. That’s the bottom-line, plain and simple. Talk about cutting to the cumshot...
Mayhem Explosions 3
Mayhem Explosions 3 claims to have over 100 cumshots, but that doesn’t mean that that’s how many scenes there are. There are a lot of fmm, fmmm, etc, group scenes and every time a guy goes pop - as many guys as there may be in a particular scene - the tally counts towards that magic number.
The women in the production are mostly brunettes and blondes (I‘m not sure if I saw a red-head at all), and white. Although Marie Luv does have one memorable scene. There does seem to be a lot of Gia Paloma scenes. I hope you like her, cause you’re going to see her on quite a few occasions…
And obviously since Mayhem Explosions 3 is a compilation effort, the scene settings run the gamut. Girls are fucked anywhere and everywhere from a bathroom commode to the back of a pick-up truck to the top of a big rock overlooking a valley, and all places in between. I mean most of these girls wouldn’t know what a mattress looked like if it fell on them.
And the women are with black guys, white guys, one guy at a time, two or more guys simultaneously, well-hung guys, and not-so-well-hung guys. It seems that, collectively, these girls don’t discriminate; everyone has their turn with them.
So in almost every other aspect (other than the fact that each scene highlights the cum shot), the scenes are as varied as they come (cum?). But, with all that being said, is Mayhem Explosions 3 worth the price of viewer-ship? Sure it’s all well and good to see beautiful, voluptuous women such as Hannah Harper and Jamie Brooks get their faces and big British boobs washed all over with waterfalls of cum drops.
And to watch cum-hungry girls such as Gia Paloma and Tyla Wynn swallow every last drop; or, on the other hand, not be so selfish and snowball it with another girl (Good girl, Avy Lee Roth!).
And to witness filthy anal divas such as Shayna Knight or Aurora Snow take a cock straight to their mouths right after it’s just been in her ass.
And to see a guy grab the crown of a girl’s head to steady it while he strokes himself; all in preparation of giving her her well-earned reward. And oh that moment of instinctive flinching when a girl closes her eyes and braces for goo-impact...
What was my point again? Oh yeah. What could one possibly want with a solid 124 minutes of all that?
On second thought, I think I’ll go watch all 2 hours over to make sure I got all my facts straight. But before I go I’ll just say, if you like cumshots, rent or buy Mayhem Explosions 3. That’s the bottom-line, plain and simple. Talk about cutting to the cumshot...
Mayhem Explosions 3
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