Pornstar News: Breast of Show

I heard that my girl Teagan Presley (pictured, top) got some new boobs. Congratulations to her and I hope it helps her career. Now excuse me while I go sob in the corner and lament the fact that another fantastic natural figure has bitten the dust. It’s not that I think a pornstar with not that much on top shouldn’t go bigger. Far from it, as a matter of fact. I’m all for balancing her top with her lower half, as pornstars say (meaning, getting larger breasts to match her bigger than average ass). So in cases like Teagan’s, who I think has a better than average ass, she’s kind of justified in getting the procedure done. It’s cases where the starlet didn’t have that big an ass, with naturally smallish boobs to match, to begin with that I have a big problem with breast augmentation. Such as with Katie Morgan: She has a naturally petite frame, so her recent boob job makes her look (to me) a little freakish. And while it looks like (from various photos) Ms. Presley didn’t go overboard in size, part of me still has a problem with fake boobs even when said fake boobs give a woman more balance, so to speak.. She (Teagan) could have had the best surgeon in the world, but being that she was coming from a position of nothingness (she was an A-cup before), anything else just doesn’t look the same. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen her with nothing and the new boobs look foreign. But to play devil’s advocate, take one of my favorite pornstars Kiki D’aire (bottom pic): I only got to know her work with her fake boobs. That’s all I’ve known of her since day one. (I’ve since seen her in past

work while she was still smaller.) Adorable girl, great personality, otherwise gorgeous figure. When she’s photographed from a reasonable distance the breasts don’t look as bad. Also, her figure looks magnificent when she’s not naked (that sounds like an insult, but believe me I‘m not trying to be mean here); she can really fill out her clothes well. Yet her breasts, close up, look hideous (not just bad). Even if you didn’t see what she looked like previously, you can tell that she was coming from a position of nothingness. There are fake breasts, then there are really fake-looking breasts. Ms. D’aire’s boobs are a little too obvious.

On the other hand, Tera Patrick (second from top) got breast augmentation (I’m still wondering why to this day), going from a D-cup to a DD-cup. And to tell you the truth, for a long time, I didn’t even notice! It was only after someone pointed it out to me, that I took a closer look (*wink, wink*) and I saw that indeed her “boob profile” wasn’t the same compared with her earlier pictorials. So it’s all a matter of perspective: while a size or two jump in cup size doesn’t make a whole heckuva lot of difference to a D-cup, it makes a world of difference to an A-cup.

And you can tell the porn stars who have made sizable jumps (3 or more sizes) in breast size; whether from an A to a D or a C to a EE. Whereas the chest of a woman with huge real ones looks like gently rolling mountains arising from natural valleys, that of a formerly small woman who has gone up too many sizes looks like a mesa or plateau rising suddenly and steeply from a plain. It’s just so sharp and pronounced.

Katja Kassin is another one of my favorites, and if there’s any one who could stand an augmentation, it’s her. It would balance out her huge ass (it‘s all good, by the way). And again, far away and in clothes she would have a great figure. But up close and naked, which is what her job is about (as with all porn stars), I wouldn’t like it. I guess I just don’t like fake boobs, for one reason or another (whether it’s because they disproportion the woman, it‘s glaringly bad, the scars are unsightly, etc), no matter how well the job is done.

Why can’t all starlets be like Sophie Dee (third from top, courtesy of BangBros) and be part of the Natural Big Tits Round Ass society? Oh yeah, because of that whole “Variety is the spice of life” thing...