Ladies Got Back

I like big Latina butts and I cannot lie. If a latina butt were a diamond, its cut would be its shape: whether the butt was filled out or dimpled, the distance from the height of the butt to the part where it meets the beginning of the back of the thigh, the separation of the inner aspect of each cheek from that of the other, etc.

Its carat would be its girth (how wide it is) and its depth (how much it juts out in the back), just the sheer size of it. Its clarity would be its surface appearance: the color of the skin, from the light cream color of Puerto Rican ass to the dark caramel color of the Brazilian butt; the texture of the skin; the beauty marks (moles); and last but(t) not least, the tan-lines.

What's not to love about the Latina butt, fellas? You can admire it in all its subtle forms and nuances, as I've stated, much like you would admire an exquisite painting or work of art. You can fluff it up and use it as a pillow at night, if you’re lucky enough to have one of your very own. Feel free to use one or both cheeks.

You can also use it as a sort of Rorschach test: gaze into the patterns on the surface of the skin and in the tan lines and just let your imagination run free. What you see is all subject to your own interpretation. You can spank it (not too hard!), pinch it, or tweak it and see all kinds of impressions and marks you can leave. Rub the butt off and repeat. It’s sort of like a magic slate (remember that toy?) for male adults. There are so many uses for the Spanish booty; I’ve only just scratched the surface (pun slightly intended).

I know these applications are sort of tongue-in-cheek (can I get a rimshot on that one?); but, really, the Hispanic butt is mesmerizing, awe-inspiring, and truly a natural wonder.

The reason I bring all this up is because I recently came across two very bootylicious Latina sites. They’re each worth a look-see. (Click on the pics below to access the sites.)

My Big Booty

CBunz Latinas

“Whatever happened to...?” Part V: I peruse a lot of adult, pornstar-specific, message boards and I hardly hear any mention of Keisha . She’s a Latin starlet (with some junk in the trunk, of course, in keeping with the theme of this entry) who had her heyday from the early to mid 90s. I first remember seeing her in a Randy Spears movie called Queen of Hearts , and then developing this huge crush on her.

Well, the folks at KSEXradio recently caught up with her. It turns out she’s married - as most of the older pornstars now are - but she still shoots scenes for the adult industry. As a matter of fact, she does some personal escorting on the side. So if you’re ever in the Los Angeles area and are in need of “company” (*hint, hint*)...