Sex Toy Info: Toys and Laughter

I recently heard this nasty little rumor that Amazon.com is now selling sex toys. So I checked it out, and the rumor turns out to be true. Great, like I need the competition. With all the competition I already have in this field, I at least - up til now - had the reassurance that I didn’t have to go up against online mega-retailers like Amazon. But what would I expect? If they can auction off used vibrators on Ebay (double and triple eww), they most certainly could sell new ones down by The River.

And the thing is, they don’t even have a “Warning - Explicit content ahead” page. You just go to the Amazon.com home page and type in “sex toy”, or “vibrator”, or something and voila: adult product matches along with their extremely life-like photos. Let me tell you, the first time you see a realistic pocket pussy on an Amazon.com page is quite a culture shock.

So what do you do now that you’ve found a more mainstream, familiar place to purchase adult toys without guilt or shame? You buy two of everything: one you keep for yourself, the other you send to Eva Longoria. She just loves her vibrators.:) It figures though; one of the few women who has guys lining up around the block to be her sex toy for free (and this goes out to Ms. Geraldine Halliwell, or Ginger Spice to most people, as well) and she’s off in the corner playing with some hard plastic. You never see straight guys turning down free cooch to go pay $50 and kick it with their Fleshlight.

Women…