Porn Star Blog: "You're the Top..."
It seems everyone else puts out top lists as far as pornstars are concerned, why not me? I tried to limit each category to 5 porn stars each (but no fewer than 3 for each category), or else I would be here all day. I have a life, you know...:)
Best performers
Nicki Hunter: This woman is a cock-raving, insatiable lunatic. I mean that in a good way.
Jada Fire: She has the mouth of a sailor, she says just the filthiest things. Keep it up, Jada.
Nicole Sheridan: Like I’ve said before, she could get wood out of a corpse.
Most Photogenic
Serious eye candy, see if you agree. I tried to maintain a relatively silicon and saline free zone.
Jemini
Katsumi
Teagan Presley
Sativa Rose
Daisy Dukes
Most respected (due to accomplishments, business acumen, etc)
Jill Kelly: She had (with emphasis on the past tense) one of the top production companies in all of porn. She’s also been through a lot in her personal life, and she seems to have handled it all with aplomb.
Jenna Jameson: What’s there left to be said that hasn’t been said about her? Her cross-over appeal is off the charts. If overall mainstream popularity were the barometer for celebrity success, she’d be considered successful in any respect. And to achieve all she has as a pornstar…The Jenna for president!
Tera Patrick: Her list of pictorials, photo shoots, and magazine covers would put 99% of non-adult centerfolds and models to shame. Don't get me started on her porn accolades.
Ron Jeremy: To not be the greatest looking guy in the world and to be able to have slept with over 4000 women (I realize that he is a porn star but in the end isn‘t that the goal of most heterosexual men, regardless of their profession?), that alone would make you The Man in a lot of guys eyes. But he's also become world famous in the process. (*Arms up above head, bowing at the waist*) Ron, we’re not worthy.
Taylor Wane: She’s not just some pretty face with gynormous boobs. She has a fantastic sense of humor and a marvelous business sense. You’d be hard pressed to find a better personality in a porn star.
Current Personal Faves
Women who don’t necessarily fit into any category, there’s just something about them…
Katja Kassin (pictured center): chubby german girl whose big, ghetto butt deserves its own area code. And it’s all good! She goes to certain sexual extremes that I’m not always on board with, but she fascinates me just the same.
Katie Morgan: This girl intrigues me: She doesn’t have the biggest boobs or butt, however her personality (I listen to her all the time on KSEX radio) somehow makes it work. She tries to play this dumb blonde role, but I personally think she’s as sharp as a tack. Why did you do it, girl; why’d you go get the implants? You were just fine the way you were.
Kiki D’aire (pictured right): I love this girl, she‘s adorable. That being said, I can’t stand looking at her hideous fake breasts.
Sophie Dee (pictured left): Those eyes! That English accent! I’m in love (again)!
Mika Tan: Porcelain-fine Asian beauty, coupled with a not-so-typically-Asian booty.
“Whatever Happened To…,” Part IV
Some of my favorite porn stars from the past. I wonder where they‘ve gone?
Tia Bella: An exotic beauty who seems far too young to have disappeared so completely.
Dyanna Lauren: An MILF for the ages.
J.R. Carrington: Another starlet who should still be shooting today in a mature porn capacity.
Best performers
Nicki Hunter: This woman is a cock-raving, insatiable lunatic. I mean that in a good way.
Jada Fire: She has the mouth of a sailor, she says just the filthiest things. Keep it up, Jada.
Nicole Sheridan: Like I’ve said before, she could get wood out of a corpse.
Most Photogenic
Serious eye candy, see if you agree. I tried to maintain a relatively silicon and saline free zone.
Jemini
Katsumi
Teagan Presley
Sativa Rose
Daisy Dukes
Most respected (due to accomplishments, business acumen, etc)
Jill Kelly: She had (with emphasis on the past tense) one of the top production companies in all of porn. She’s also been through a lot in her personal life, and she seems to have handled it all with aplomb.
Jenna Jameson: What’s there left to be said that hasn’t been said about her? Her cross-over appeal is off the charts. If overall mainstream popularity were the barometer for celebrity success, she’d be considered successful in any respect. And to achieve all she has as a pornstar…The Jenna for president!
Tera Patrick: Her list of pictorials, photo shoots, and magazine covers would put 99% of non-adult centerfolds and models to shame. Don't get me started on her porn accolades.
Ron Jeremy: To not be the greatest looking guy in the world and to be able to have slept with over 4000 women (I realize that he is a porn star but in the end isn‘t that the goal of most heterosexual men, regardless of their profession?), that alone would make you The Man in a lot of guys eyes. But he's also become world famous in the process. (*Arms up above head, bowing at the waist*) Ron, we’re not worthy.
Taylor Wane: She’s not just some pretty face with gynormous boobs. She has a fantastic sense of humor and a marvelous business sense. You’d be hard pressed to find a better personality in a porn star.
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Current Personal Faves
Women who don’t necessarily fit into any category, there’s just something about them…
Katja Kassin (pictured center): chubby german girl whose big, ghetto butt deserves its own area code. And it’s all good! She goes to certain sexual extremes that I’m not always on board with, but she fascinates me just the same.
Katie Morgan: This girl intrigues me: She doesn’t have the biggest boobs or butt, however her personality (I listen to her all the time on KSEX radio) somehow makes it work. She tries to play this dumb blonde role, but I personally think she’s as sharp as a tack. Why did you do it, girl; why’d you go get the implants? You were just fine the way you were.
Kiki D’aire (pictured right): I love this girl, she‘s adorable. That being said, I can’t stand looking at her hideous fake breasts.
Sophie Dee (pictured left): Those eyes! That English accent! I’m in love (again)!
Mika Tan: Porcelain-fine Asian beauty, coupled with a not-so-typically-Asian booty.
“Whatever Happened To…,” Part IV
Some of my favorite porn stars from the past. I wonder where they‘ve gone?
Tia Bella: An exotic beauty who seems far too young to have disappeared so completely.
Dyanna Lauren: An MILF for the ages.
J.R. Carrington: Another starlet who should still be shooting today in a mature porn capacity.
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