Porn Review: White Guy Black Pie

Let me just start off by saying that if you’re looking for some of the more bodacious female bodies in porn, White Guy Black Pie will be right up your alley; these girls are banging. That being said, the film has it’s ups and downs, like any other gonzo film. The first scene, featuring Sydnee Capri, has some nice doggy-style positions, nothing to write home about. And I noticed something for

the first time in this scene; a trend that repeats itself later in the film. Absent-minded moaning. What I mean is two or three of the girls seem to start moaning for no reason at all. They are barely penetrated and they’re ooh-ing and aah-ing as if they are getting the best stimulation of their lives. To borrow a phrase from football, a couple of them just seem to be moaning off the bus - i.e. from the word go. I don’t expect great acting in a skin flick, but a girl’s got to at least know how to fake her pleasure. I doubt that many people watching would buy their act for a moment.

The second scene has the stacked Vida Valentine and the scene is a bit of an improvement. She and Marc Davis seem to have more chemistry. She grinds a little; there’s some mutual oral; she grinds a little more; and she does an ass-to-mouth maneuver (at least I think that was her ass). All-in-all, it’s just a better scene than the first.

The third scene of White Guy Black Pie features Jemini, who I think is the most gorgeous natural beauty in the whole movie. The sex is not terrible but I thought it could have been better. Part of the problem I felt was there was no muff-diving. (Incidentally, the guy in this set was also in the first scene. Maybe going down on women just isn‘t in his sexual repertoire...) In my opinion, it’s a good thing to see a beautiful chick get eaten out. Maybe if she is, her moaning would be a little more authentic. This pairing is a bit of a let down coming off the second scene.

Then there’s Jada Fire. She has just about the largest and darkest areolas ever. And she is one nasty bitch. The things that she says are absolutely hot; I tell you she has a mouth on her like a sailor. She gets her ghetto black ass reamed while saying the most disgusting things (you’ll enjoy every minute of it). She needs to have her mouth washed out with soap. But a good stiff one and some cum seem to do the trick. At least, she puts an end to all that idle moaning.

Jada and Lori Alexia are in a threesome with Mark Wood. Ms. Alexia is sweet and scrumptious. In her pre-adult career, she's won titles of Miss North Carolina, Miss Nude America, and Feature Entertainer of the Year. I think she’s going to be big in porn someday, she seems to have that kind of potential. But for the moment, even though Miss Alexia is good eye candy in the scene, Jada trumps her. There’s a little snowballing action between the ladies if you’re into that kind of thing.

I don’t know if that scene is better than the last. Usually, when comparing a twosome and a menage, the threesome is a better scene. But the last scene of White Guy Black Pie features Marie Luv and Davis (again), and up goes the compatibility quotient (again). Davis just seems to get the most out of his partners; the guy’s a pro.

Marie deep throats Davis’ cock balls deep, drenching it in saliva (somehow giving herself a shower in the process); she does ass to mouth. And I have news for you: she actually swallows! (I think you know what I mean). There was also a position in this scene that I’d never seen before in a porn flick. If I had to describe it, I would say it was sort of side-saddle.

I haven’t seen that many interracial movies in order to compare White Guy Black Pie to a similar experience. So for lack of a better recommendation, I would say see the movie if you‘re a fan of the genre. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, I know...