Sex Toy Review: Toys for the Techno-Savvy (or just plain horny...)

Just when you thought that the internet couldn’t get any more convenient, here comes the Highjoy Internet Enabled Rabbit. Although the name of the adult toy seems pretty self-explanatory, I’ll expound a little on the product. As you can see from the diagram, the toy has a cord that plugs into the back of your computer processor (much like your monitor would). While the vibrator is plugged in, a different end-user (no pun intended) at another locale can log onto a certain website and control the toy remotely.

Now I’ve had online to-do lists before and I’ve gotten a lot of things accomplished in cyberspace. But not once did my online agenda read:
1. Shop for CDs;
2. Book hotel and plane reservations;
3. Renew vehicle registration;
4. Get girlfriend off (??)...

And what about the Audi-Oh? (What about it? you ask) This device uses actual sound vibrations to stimulate. The Audi-Oh receiver gets input from stereos, private mp3 players or regular everyday speech and noise, much like the human eardrum. It then vibrates the attached clitoral butterfly.

I never thought I’d see the day when men would be turning women on more by shouting than by soft conversation. I can see it now: kids banging on their mothers’ bedroom doors, telling them to keep the stereo down.

It’ll certainly make you think a little differently about the women next to you in public with the head- phones on.
Don’t forget to turn that base way up!