Porn Review: Two Hot
Two Hot is a feature film about twin sisters that grow up in Hollywood, along with all the triumphs, trials, and tribulations that that existence entails. I’m not going to totally spill the beans about the plot, but the storyline somewhat spoofs the lives of two particularly famous people in the news (since the main characters are twins, you can pretty much figure out whose lives the main plot spoofs). The twins lives and history are told in a TV biographical magazine fashion; not unlike a certain program that airs on a certain network that deals with Entertainment…
There’s another female character - played by Austin Kincaid - in Two Hot that is a parody of another celebrity’s life, complete with an unauthorized video. Let’s just say that the character’s name is London (the name of a European city, hint, hint)…
Usually, I’d cut to the chase and give you the scene you should skip to immediately. But if you’re looking for the hottest scene, you don’t have that far to go. The first scene set in the club seemed to me to be the hottest. What that scene lacks in energy and pacing, it makes up for in atmosphere and abundance: there’s just something to see everywhere you look. I’d list everyone (and that includes both Lyndsey and Lacey Love) in the scene, but my Carpal-Tunnel would act up again.
But while that scene is the best (in my opinion), the best performer in the movie is not in it. Nicki Hunter is in a follow-up sex scene, with Tyla Wynn (who, just as an interesting side note, was recently on an episode of an MTV dating reality show before her stint in porn) and Evan Stone, and she is just dynamite. Hunter is an absolute, cock-craving lunatic (trust me, it’s a good thing). There’s always at least one star in a film of this magnitude and notoriety that brings it, and she is the one.
Ms. Hunter has one of the few, and I mean VERY few, anal scenes in the entire movie. If you’re a big fan of anal sex, Two Hot most likely is not the movie for you. If you really like threesomes of the female-female-male variety, then by all means view this film: this film has a TON of them. As you might expect, there is a menage involving the twins and it includes their mutual boy toy played by Rick Patrick. And in case you were wondering, they do not make out with each other.
It's easy to get the Love girls mixed up in that sexcapade if you weren't that sure which one was which to begin with. But if you had trouble telling them apart, you wouldn't be alone. There’s behind-the-scenes footage that comes with the Two Hot DVD and in it the documentarian (is that a word?) calls Lyndsey the wrong name.
I’m not going to say whether or not either of them do anal or not. All I will say is that you should keep in mind that the twins are relatively new in the industry (though they made the Genesis Porn's Hot 100 list). So you’re not going to see anything really extreme; i.e. no ass-to-mouth, no snowballing, etc. So until they expand their sexual repertoire, I think that the jury is still out on their performances. Maybe part two of the story will prove more en-“light”-ening (another clue as to the name of the solo celebrity whose persona is mimicked.)
Did I forget to mention that? Two Hot actually has a follow-up story, for those handful of you who really care about the plot of a skin flick (why? I ask). Maybe I don’t watch as many of these feature films as I used to, but when did they start adding the words “To be continued” just before the credits rolled for an adult movie?
And not that anyone cares about the guys in a movie, but I thought it was strange that two of the bigger male pornstars (not in that way), Steven St. Croix and Chris Cannon, do not whip it out at all. Oh well, there’s always the sequel...
Two Hot
There’s another female character - played by Austin Kincaid - in Two Hot that is a parody of another celebrity’s life, complete with an unauthorized video. Let’s just say that the character’s name is London (the name of a European city, hint, hint)…
Usually, I’d cut to the chase and give you the scene you should skip to immediately. But if you’re looking for the hottest scene, you don’t have that far to go. The first scene set in the club seemed to me to be the hottest. What that scene lacks in energy and pacing, it makes up for in atmosphere and abundance: there’s just something to see everywhere you look. I’d list everyone (and that includes both Lyndsey and Lacey Love) in the scene, but my Carpal-Tunnel would act up again.
But while that scene is the best (in my opinion), the best performer in the movie is not in it. Nicki Hunter is in a follow-up sex scene, with Tyla Wynn (who, just as an interesting side note, was recently on an episode of an MTV dating reality show before her stint in porn) and Evan Stone, and she is just dynamite. Hunter is an absolute, cock-craving lunatic (trust me, it’s a good thing). There’s always at least one star in a film of this magnitude and notoriety that brings it, and she is the one.
Ms. Hunter has one of the few, and I mean VERY few, anal scenes in the entire movie. If you’re a big fan of anal sex, Two Hot most likely is not the movie for you. If you really like threesomes of the female-female-male variety, then by all means view this film: this film has a TON of them. As you might expect, there is a menage involving the twins and it includes their mutual boy toy played by Rick Patrick. And in case you were wondering, they do not make out with each other.
It's easy to get the Love girls mixed up in that sexcapade if you weren't that sure which one was which to begin with. But if you had trouble telling them apart, you wouldn't be alone. There’s behind-the-scenes footage that comes with the Two Hot DVD and in it the documentarian (is that a word?) calls Lyndsey the wrong name.
I’m not going to say whether or not either of them do anal or not. All I will say is that you should keep in mind that the twins are relatively new in the industry (though they made the Genesis Porn's Hot 100 list). So you’re not going to see anything really extreme; i.e. no ass-to-mouth, no snowballing, etc. So until they expand their sexual repertoire, I think that the jury is still out on their performances. Maybe part two of the story will prove more en-“light”-ening (another clue as to the name of the solo celebrity whose persona is mimicked.)
Did I forget to mention that? Two Hot actually has a follow-up story, for those handful of you who really care about the plot of a skin flick (why? I ask). Maybe I don’t watch as many of these feature films as I used to, but when did they start adding the words “To be continued” just before the credits rolled for an adult movie?
And not that anyone cares about the guys in a movie, but I thought it was strange that two of the bigger male pornstars (not in that way), Steven St. Croix and Chris Cannon, do not whip it out at all. Oh well, there’s always the sequel...
Two Hot
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