Porn and Celebrity

I heard a rumor (piping hot or ice cold, I don’t know) that Mike Tyson, now that he’s decided to hang up the gloves, is considering a career in the adult industry. I don’t know how true the rumor is, but if he does decide to become a pornstar, I have a bit of advice for his prospective female co-stars (Tyson a gay porn star? I don’t see it…): if he offers to “eat you out,” pass…

Just as I was about to lambaste George Clooney for breaking up with British model Lisa Snowdon (yum), I find out he’s now back with a former girlfriend of his, porn star Krista Allen (double yum). Ms. Allen has performed in several editions of the Emmanuelle series of adult films.

A lot of people (especially women who are not in the adult industry) might ask, why would a man like Clooney - who has enjoyed lots of mainstream success - not prefer a successful, gorgeous model over a porn star (gorgeous though she may be)? Well, Clooney has intimated more than once that, after two failed marriages, he doesn’t intend on getting married again anytime soon. So if you’re not really looking for a “lady” - in a sense of the word - or someone you can introduce to the old folks, a pornstar’s just as good a companion as any. Besides, the sex goes up several notches because like I’ve said before, no one makes love like a porn star. No one…

One-time porn partakers Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are threatening (yes, that’s what I said, threatening) to get married again for the third time. At this point, even Elizabeth Taylor is saying, “Give it up already, you two…”