Sex Toys Behaving Badly

The Pocket Rocket Jr. is a new sex toy that’s two-and-one-half inches long and three-quarters of an inch in diameter. That’s basically the size of an average man’s pinky finger.

I must say, it’s a good thing that the toy is appended to a string. Or else, how would a *ahem* large woman not lose this? On the other hand, she wouldn’t need a man-made pocket or as much as a tiny purse. She could just tote it around in her own “pocket”. :) But seriously, how small do you need a sex toy to be?

Doc Johnson Enterprises, the manufacturer of the Pocket Rocket Jr., also produces the I-Vibe Rabbit. Recently, a middle-aged woman had to be treated for burns she sustained when the batteries in her Rabbit started to leak. So ladies, the next time you feel a burning sensation after a love-making session, maybe it’s not because your lover gave you herpes...

Hey, did you hear the one about the judge who used a penis pump under his robe? No, it’s not a joke. A former judge is accused of surreptitiously using a penis pump while hearing three separate trials in court.

And I hear he was a tough sonuvagun, too. The only one who ever got off in his courtroom was him. *rimshot*