Sex Toy "Technique"

From the We-are-still-talking-about-America-right? file, two days ago, the U.S. Supreme Court upheld Alabama’s constitutional law banning the sale of sex devices. I assume it’s still okay to use them. So to the people of Alabama (and Georgia and Texas), just buy them online and we’ll ship them to you. ;)

Speaking of sex toys, I discovered this technique. I bought this particular pocket vagina thinking, “Here’s a nice, ch-, er, inexpensive toy for a guy.” Anyway, I liked the woman on the box cover. I carried it around for a while, I held it, I twisted it, I pulled it, all just to get a feel for the thing. It looked weird but the texture felt nice. I, *ahem*, put it on, nothing special. It didn’t go down as far as I wanted or expected. It kind of stayed near the head of the penis. I tried tugging it back and forth while it was on. It was okay.

Then I got a flash of inspiration. (Okay, I remembered something that I usually do.) I lubed up, stretched the toy wide, slid it on, and voila! Big difference. Not only does the toy “fit” better, it feels tremendous as you slide it up and down.

I added this little twist to take the pleasure to a higher level (and isn’t that what self-gratification is all about?). Simultaneously, I used a pocket-size massager to stimulate my balls, pubic region, and the area between my legs.

Now I understand why women carry around their little vibrators in their purses and handbags. Lately, I’ve found myself carrying these two things around everywhere. Now that I‘m getting older, the bulge in my pants these days are sex toys in my pockets. :(